Cast
Ashley Tisdale
Jody Sanders
Simon Rex
Dan Sanders
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen
Gracie Whitton
Kathy
Ava Kolker
Lily
Heather Locklear
Barbara
Molly Shannon
Heather Darcy
Josh Robert Thompson
Narrator (voice)
Darrell Hammond
Dr. Hall
Marisa Saks
Amy
Snoop Dogg
Marcus
Terry Crews
Martin Jacobs
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
DM
Dylan Morris
Aidan
RM
Ryan Morris
Aidan
Lidia Porto
Maria
Mac Miller
D'Andre
Erica Ash
Kendra Brooks
J.P. Manoux
Pierre
MH
Marianne Hammock
Female Aide
Tyler Posey
David
Sarah Hyland
Mia
Shad Moss
Eric
Katrina Bowden
Natalie
C'A
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar
SN
Scot Nery
Mama
Ben Cornish
Dom
Katt Williams
Blaine Fulda
LT
Lewis Thompson
Madea
Lindsay Lohan
Self
Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey
Usher
Ira the Janitor
Macsen Lintz
French Boy
John Atwood
Newscaster #1
Lane Carlock
Newscaster #2
Shereé Whitfield
Real Housewife #1
Angela Raiola
Real Housewife #2
Lil Duval
Kendra's Brother
Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin
Jasmine Guy
Kendra's Mom
Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp
Kate Walsh
Self
CG
Clifton Guterman
Waiter
Anna Skidanova
Nadia
Clayton Landey
Sodomized Cop
SR
Scott Rousseau
Santa
MT
Maui Tisdale
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
Kendra Wilkinson
Self (uncredited)
Audrina Patridge
Self (uncredited)
ZP
Zoe Pessin
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
ECW
Emily Chandler Westergreen
Mara (uncredited)
Jwaundace Candece
Real Housewife (uncredited)
Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)
Aaron Beelner
Little Man (uncredited)
Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerina (uncredited)
AJ
Amanda Jelks
Ballerina (uncredited)
NL
Nikki Lashae
Ballerina (uncredited)
AT
Amanda Topper
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
JG
Jon Gould
Ballet Patron (uncredited)
Rory Healy
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
CAC
Catherine A. Cospelich
Ape Chick (uncredited)
Moses Das
Bridge Runner (uncredited)
FB
Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girl (uncredited)
JG
Jeff Glover
Lab Tech (uncredited)
SS
Sandy Simmons
Model (uncredited)
Kendrick Cross
Rescue Worker (uncredited)
Leigh Hennessy
Witch (uncredited)
CD
Chris Durfy
Packer Fan (uncredited)
David Zucker
Packer Fan (uncredited)
MW
Memi West
Audience / Patron (uncredited)
DT
Dathan Thigpen
Extra (uncredited)
Crew
David Zucker
Writing
Malcolm D. Lee
Directing
Pat Proft
Writing
PB
Phil Beauman
Writing
Jason Friedberg
Writing
BJ
Buddy Johnson
Writing
Aaron Seltzer
Writing
Marlon Wayans
Writing
Shawn Wayans
Writing
BB
Brian Bell
Production
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Production
MS
Matthew Signer
Production
MW
Mike Wagstaffe
Production
David Zucker
Production
BAJ
Brittany A. Jones
Production
GP
George Pierre
Production
JC
Julie Callihan
Costume & Make-Up
MC
Moe Coles
Costume & Make-Up
Deborah La Mia Denaver
Costume & Make-Up
MD
Michelle Diamantides
Costume & Make-Up
LK
Laurel Kelly
Costume & Make-Up
JK
Jamie Kelman
Costume & Make-Up
Eryn Krueger Mekash
Costume & Make-Up
Adruitha Lee
Costume & Make-Up
AL
Araxi Lindsey
Costume & Make-Up
HM
Heather Morris
Costume & Make-Up
KM
Kelly Muldoon
Costume & Make-Up
AN
Ai Nakata
Costume & Make-Up
ER
Elizabeth Robinson
Costume & Make-Up
DS
Duane Saylor
Costume & Make-Up
AT
Ariane Turner
Costume & Make-Up
LAY
Leigh Ann Yandle
Costume & Make-Up
BB
Brian Bell
Production
EB
Eric Bergman
Crew
ACB
Alan C. Blomquist
Production
GC
Gigi Causey
Production
Keith Levine
Production
TP
Tim Pedegana
Crew
MS
Matthew Signer
Production
SB
Steve Battaglia
Directing
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Directing
TF
Tim Fitzgerald
Directing
DK
Danielle King
Directing
DM
Doug Metzger
Directing
MB
Max Biscoe
Art
AB
Angela Boulet
Art
TC
Tasha Clarkson
Art
JC
Jay Cooper
Art
AC
Andi Crumbley
Art
HC
Hank Curtis
Art
MD
Michael D'Imperio
Art
CD
Craig Dempsey
Art
WD
Warren Drummond
Art
AF
Andrea Flader
Production
MMG
M. Marcos Gonzalez
Costume & Make-Up
AH
Anne-Marie Hamill
Art
PAH
Paul Arthur Hartman
Art
DH
Darryl Henley
Art
KH
Karen Higgins
Art
JJ
J.P. Jones
Art
SK
Sherman Kew
Art
SK
Steven Kissick
Art
CM
Cynthia McCormac
Art
SM
Swift Moseley
Art
JM
Jenn Moye
Art
CN
Craig Nolan
Art
GO
Greg O'Donohue
Art
MS
Marlow Sanchez
Art
TS
Trip Sheehan
Art
GDT
Gary Damian Thomas
Art
PT
Phil Tubach
Art
JV
Jason Vanover
Art
LV
Lisa Vasconcellos
Art
AV
Anthony Vitagliano
Art
AW
Andrew Wert
Art
BA
Bryan Arenas
Sound
GB
Gary Boatner
Sound
BJB
Benjamin James Bradshaw
Sound
JB
Jason Brennan
Sound
SB
Scott Brewster
Sound
RB
Ryan Briley
Sound
MD
Matt Derber
Sound
CD
Chris Diebold
Sound
BF
Brent Findley
Sound
KF
Kevin Froines
Sound
TG
Trevor Gates
Sound
AH
Angela Hemingway
Sound
SI
Steven Iba
Sound
TJ
Trevor Jolly
Sound
RK
Richard Kitting
Sound
BM
Brian McKinney
Sound
MN
Myron Nettinga
Sound
LP
Leah Putlek
Sound
MR
Matt Robinson
Sound
CT
Chris Terhune
Sound
VOV
Vicki O'Reilly Vandegrift
Sound
CY
Can Yesilyurt
Sound
RB
Ron Bolanowski
Crew
ER
Elizabeth Ralston
Crew
RAR
Ryan A. Riley
Crew
BS
Bob Shelley
Visual Effects
MT
Malia Thompson
Crew
GW
Greg Waddle
Crew
TA
Tom Archer
Visual Effects
GB
Graeme Baitz
Visual Effects
LB
Laurence Berkani
Visual Effects
SB
Stephanie Broussaud
Visual Effects
JC
Jayson Castro
Visual Effects
AdBK
Adam de Bosch Kemper
Visual Effects
MD
Monette Dubin
Visual Effects
DD
Debora Dunphy
Visual Effects
JF
John Fukushima
Visual Effects
JSG
Jamison Scott Goei
Visual Effects
BH
Brian Hanable
Visual Effects
PH
Paul Hegg
Visual Effects
BH
Brandon Hines
Visual Effects
KH
Kenton Hulme
Visual Effects
TH
Terry Hutcheson
Visual Effects
CJJ
Chris John Jones
Art
AK
Andrew Karr
Visual Effects
PK
Patrick Kavanaugh
Visual Effects
JK
Jeremy Kehler
Visual Effects
KK
Keith Kolder
Visual Effects
JK
Jai Krishnaswamy
Visual Effects
RK
Ryan Kuba
Visual Effects
LL
Louis Leung
Visual Effects
RM
Ralph Maiers
Visual Effects
AM
Alec McClymont
Visual Effects
DO
Daniel Osaki
Visual Effects
MP
Michael Porterfield
Visual Effects
JP
Jeremy Price
Visual Effects
TT
Toby Taplin
Visual Effects
DT
Drew Tobin
Visual Effects
LW
Lauren Weidel
Visual Effects
Charles Croughwell
Crew
SR
Steven Ritzi
Crew
GB
Geoff Bremner
Camera
KB
Kyle Buff
Lighting
JC
Jonathan Carbonaro
Camera
QDC
Quantrell D. Colbert
Camera
EJC
Edward J. Cox
Lighting
SC
Stephen Crowley
Lighting
MJD
Michael J. Davis
Lighting
DD
Darin Devonshire
Lighting
JF
Jamie Franta
Camera
PI
Peter Iovino
Camera
HJ
Humphrey Jarrod
Lighting
EBK
Eugene B. Kerry
Camera
BEK
Bob E. Krattiger
Lighting
JK
Joseph Krattiger
Lighting
GL
Gregory Lundsgaard
Camera
WM
Wayne Marshall
Lighting
JSM
J. Steven Matzinger
Camera
MEM
Mark Emery Moore
Camera
JWP
J. Wayne Parker
Camera
JB
Janella Bersabal
Production
PI
Patrick Ingram
Production
Nancy Nayor
Production
OA
Oscar Alvarez
Costume & Make-Up
DA
Dustin Angus
Costume & Make-Up
JTD
Jessica Tyger Davis
Costume & Make-Up
SdSR
Sarah de Sa Rego
Costume & Make-Up
JD
Jessie Delmore
Costume & Make-Up
KDF
K. Drew Fuller
Costume & Make-Up
MG
Mauricia Grant
Costume & Make-Up
GM
Gertrude Moore
Costume & Make-Up
ERR
Elisa R. Richards
Costume & Make-Up
CS
Carol Sadler
Costume & Make-Up
PW
Pamela Waggoner
Costume & Make-Up
SB
Stuart Burkin
Production
JF
Jason Fabbro
Editing
CH
Craig Herring
Editing
SJ
Scott Janush
Editing
JM
Julian McDougald
Editing
JP
Jim Passon
Editing
DR
David Raymond
Editing
EW
Everette Webber
Editing
MC
Mark Cottrell
Production
RD
Ryan Dirkes
Production
TB
Tim Borquez
Sound
BD
Brian Dixon
Sound
MH
Miles Hankins
Sound
TNH
Tanya Noel Hill
Sound
MR
Michael Reola
Sound
JS
Jermaine Stegall
Sound
AP
Ashley Patterson
Directing
RM
Robin Meyers
Directing
RB
Rebecca Boyle
Directing
MH
Meredith Humbracht
Production
KM
Kev Magee
Production
SS
Sam Seig
Editing
SDS
Steven Douglas Smith
Camera
JLV
James L. Venable
Sound
KGL
Keith G. Lewis
Costume & Make-Up
CH
Clark Hunter
Art
TDO
Timothy David O'Brien
Art
TK
Traci Kirshbaum
Art
JB
Juel Bestrop
Production
RG
Richard Glasser
Sound
MEM
Mark Emery Moore
Camera
CD
Chris Durfy
Sound
JC
Jennifer Cocker
Crew
TH
Todd Harris
Art
Meredith Richardson
Crew
Leigh Hennessy
Crew
Helena Barrett
Crew
Danya Bateman
Crew
JB
JoAnn Bernat
Crew
Eddie Braun
Crew
RB
Remi Bakkar
Crew
Elizabeth Davidovich
Crew
Callie Croughwell
Crew
Andy Dylan
Crew
Christian J. Fletcher
Crew
JCE
Justin Charles Evans
Crew
CJ
Craig Jensen
Crew
Kurt D. Lott
Crew
Lonnie R. Smith Jr.
Crew
MLS
Monty L. Simons
Crew
Ashley Rae Trisler
Crew
CW
Cord Walker
Crew
MC
Monty Cox
Crew
David Rowden
Crew
Andy Rusk
Crew
DS
Dennis Scott
Crew
IQ
Ian Quinn
Crew
KM
Kevin Morgan
Crew
Caryn Mower
Crew
Clint Lilley
Crew
JL
Jake Lombard
Crew
DPL
David Paul Lord
Crew
Harvey Weinstein
Production
Bob Weinstein
Production
Jasi Cotton Lanier
Crew
