
Cast

Ashley Tisdale
Jody Sanders

Simon Rex
Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton
Kathy

Ava Kolker
Lily

Heather Locklear
Barbara

Molly Shannon
Heather Darcy
JRT
Josh Robert Thompson
Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond
Dr. Hall

Marisa Saks
Amy

Snoop Dogg
Marcus

Terry Crews
Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
DM
Dylan Morris
Aidan
RM
Ryan Morris
Aidan

Lidia Porto
Maria

Mac Miller
D'Andre

Erica Ash
Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux
Pierre
MH
Marianne Hammock
Female Aide

Tyler Posey
David

Sarah Hyland
Mia

Shad Moss
Eric

Katrina Bowden
Natalie
C'A
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar
SN
Scot Nery
Mama

Ben Cornish
Dom

Katt Williams
Blaine Fulda
LT
Lewis Thompson
Madea

Lindsay Lohan
Self

Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey

Usher
Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz
French Boy

John Atwood
Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock
Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield
Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola
Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval
Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy
Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh
Self
CG
Clifton Guterman
Waiter

Anna Skidanova
Nadia

Clayton Landey
Sodomized Cop
SR
Scott Rousseau
Santa
MT
Maui Tisdale
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog

Kendra Wilkinson
Self (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge
Self (uncredited)
ZP
Zoe Pessin
Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)
ECW
Emily Chandler Westergreen
Mara (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece
Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner
Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerina (uncredited)
AJ
Amanda Jelks
Ballerina (uncredited)
NL
Nikki Lashae
Ballerina (uncredited)
AT
Amanda Topper
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)
JG
Jon Gould
Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Rory Healy
Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
CAC
Catherine A. Cospelich
Ape Chick (uncredited)

Moses Das
Bridge Runner (uncredited)
FB
Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girl (uncredited)
JG
Jeff Glover
Lab Tech (uncredited)
SS
Sandy Simmons
Model (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross
Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy
Witch (uncredited)
CD
Chris Durfy
Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker
Packer Fan (uncredited)
MW
Memi West
Audience / Patron (uncredited)
DT
Dathan Thigpen
Extra (uncredited)
Crew

Pat Proft
Writing

David Zucker
Writing

Malcolm D. Lee
Directing
PB
Phil Beauman
Writing

Aaron Seltzer
Writing

Marlon Wayans
Writing

Shawn Wayans
Writing
BJ
Buddy Johnson
Writing

Jason Friedberg
Writing
BAJ
Brittany A. Jones
Production
BB
Brian Bell
Production

Keith Levine
Production
AN
Ai Nakata
Costume & Make-Up
TP
Tim Pedegana
Crew

David Zucker
Production
BB
Brian Bell
Production
GP
George Pierre
Production
MD
Michelle Diamantides
Costume & Make-Up
MW
Mike Wagstaffe
Production
LK
Laurel Kelly
Costume & Make-Up
AF
Andrea Flader
Production
DH
Darryl Henley
Art
AT
Ariane Turner
Costume & Make-Up
MMG
M. Marcos Gonzalez
Costume & Make-Up

Eryn Krueger-Mekash
Costume & Make-Up
KM
Kelly Muldoon
Costume & Make-Up
DS
Duane Saylor
Costume & Make-Up
EB
Eric Bergman
Crew
DM
Doug Metzger
Directing
HC
Hank Curtis
Art
WD
Warren Drummond
Art
MS
Matthew Signer
Production
TF
Tim Fitzgerald
Directing
DK
Danielle King
Directing
AH
Anne-Marie Hamill
Art
SK
Sherman Kew
Art
AL
Araxi Lindsey
Costume & Make-Up
CD
Craig Dempsey
Art
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Production
JC
Julie Callihan
Costume & Make-Up
JK
Jamie Kelman
Costume & Make-Up
JC
Jay Cooper
Art
SK
Steven Kissick
Art

Deborah La Mia Denaver
Costume & Make-Up

Adruitha Lee
Costume & Make-Up
MS
Matthew Signer
Production
MD
Michael D'Imperio
Art
LAY
Leigh Ann Yandle
Costume & Make-Up
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Directing
TC
Tasha Clarkson
Art
SB
Steve Battaglia
Directing
GC
Gigi Causey
Production
PAH
Paul Arthur Hartman
Art
KH
Karen Higgins
Art
RAR
Ryan A. Riley
Crew
AdBK
Adam de Bosch Kemper
Visual Effects
RB
Ryan Briley
Sound
BS
Bob Shelley
Visual Effects
PT
Phil Tubach
Art
JV
Jason Vanover
Art
BM
Brian McKinney
Sound
TS
Trip Sheehan
Art
BA
Bryan Arenas
Sound
SB
Scott Brewster
Sound
SB
Stephanie Broussaud
Visual Effects
JC
Jayson Castro
Visual Effects
CN
Craig Nolan
Art
GB
Gary Boatner
Sound
JB
Jason Brennan
Sound
MD
Matt Derber
Sound
LB
Laurence Berkani
Visual Effects
DD
Debora Dunphy
Visual Effects
KF
Kevin Froines
Sound
AW
Andrew Wert
Art
TJ
Trevor Jolly
Sound
LP
Leah Putlek
Sound
MR
Matt Robinson
Sound
HM
Heather Morris
Costume & Make-Up
MB
Max Biscoe
Art
AB
Angela Boulet
Art
JJ
J.P. Jones
Art
TG
Trevor Gates
Sound
SI
Steven Iba
Sound
CY
Can Yesilyurt
Sound
MT
Malia Thompson
Crew
TA
Tom Archer
Visual Effects
GB
Graeme Baitz
Visual Effects
CT
Chris Terhune
Sound
GW
Greg Waddle
Crew
MD
Monette Dubin
Visual Effects
CM
Cynthia McCormac
Art
MS
Marlow Sanchez
Art
AH
Angela Hemingway
Sound
GO
Greg O'Donohue
Art
CD
Chris Diebold
Sound
BF
Brent Findley
Sound
RK
Richard Kitting
Sound
VOV
Vicki O'Reilly Vandegrift
Sound
MC
Moe Coles
Costume & Make-Up
ER
Elizabeth Robinson
Costume & Make-Up
ACB
Alan C. Blomquist
Production
AC
Andi Crumbley
Art
GDT
Gary Damian Thomas
Art
ER
Elizabeth Ralston
Crew
JM
Jenn Moye
Art
LV
Lisa Vasconcellos
Art
BJB
Benjamin James Bradshaw
Sound
SM
Swift Moseley
Art
AV
Anthony Vitagliano
Art
RB
Ron Bolanowski
Crew
MN
Myron Nettinga
Sound
KH
Kenton Hulme
Visual Effects
CJJ
Chris John Jones
Art
RK
Ryan Kuba
Visual Effects
AM
Alec McClymont
Visual Effects
TT
Toby Taplin
Visual Effects
SC
Stephen Crowley
Lighting
PI
Peter Iovino
Camera
BH
Brian Hanable
Visual Effects
BH
Brandon Hines
Visual Effects
DD
Darin Devonshire
Lighting
BEK
Bob E. Krattiger
Lighting
PH
Paul Hegg
Visual Effects
JP
Jeremy Price
Visual Effects

Charles Croughwell
Crew
EBK
Eugene B. Kerry
Camera
RM
Ralph Maiers
Visual Effects
MP
Michael Porterfield
Visual Effects
DT
Drew Tobin
Visual Effects
EJC
Edward J. Cox
Lighting
TH
Terry Hutcheson
Visual Effects
LW
Lauren Weidel
Visual Effects
DO
Daniel Osaki
Visual Effects
MJD
Michael J. Davis
Lighting
JF
John Fukushima
Visual Effects
JK
Jai Krishnaswamy
Visual Effects
KB
Kyle Buff
Lighting
AK
Andrew Karr
Visual Effects
PK
Patrick Kavanaugh
Visual Effects
JK
Jeremy Kehler
Visual Effects
LL
Louis Leung
Visual Effects
GB
Geoff Bremner
Camera
JC
Jonathan Carbonaro
Camera
JF
Jamie Franta
Camera
JSG
Jamison Scott Goei
Visual Effects
SR
Steven Ritzi
Crew
HJ
Humphrey Jarrod
Lighting
KK
Keith Kolder
Visual Effects
QDC
Quantrell D. Colbert
Camera
GL
Gregory Lundsgaard
Camera
JB
Janella Bersabal
Production
NN
Nancy Nayor
Production
RB
Rebecca Boyle
Directing
DA
Dustin Angus
Costume & Make-Up
MR
Michael Reola
Sound
MEM
Mark Emery Moore
Camera
ERR
Elisa R. Richards
Costume & Make-Up
SJ
Scott Janush
Editing
JM
Julian McDougald
Editing
EW
Everette Webber
Editing
AP
Ashley Patterson
Directing
JK
Joseph Krattiger
Lighting
OA
Oscar Alvarez
Costume & Make-Up
WM
Wayne Marshall
Lighting
GM
Gertrude Moore
Costume & Make-Up
JP
Jim Passon
Editing
TNH
Tanya Noel Hill
Sound
JTD
Jessica Tyger Davis
Costume & Make-Up
MH
Miles Hankins
Sound
MH
Meredith Humbracht
Production
DR
David Raymond
Editing
PI
Patrick Ingram
Production
SdSR
Sarah de Sa Rego
Costume & Make-Up
JD
Jessie Delmore
Costume & Make-Up
RD
Ryan Dirkes
Production
TB
Tim Borquez
Sound
JWP
J. Wayne Parker
Camera
SB
Stuart Burkin
Production
JSM
J. Steven Matzinger
Camera
MG
Mauricia Grant
Costume & Make-Up
MC
Mark Cottrell
Production
RM
Robin Meyers
Directing
KDF
K. Drew Fuller
Costume & Make-Up
JF
Jason Fabbro
Editing
CH
Craig Herring
Editing
JS
Jermaine Stegall
Sound
CS
Carol Sadler
Costume & Make-Up
PW
Pamela Waggoner
Costume & Make-Up
BD
Brian Dixon
Sound
KM
Kev Magee
Production
JLV
James L. Venable
Sound
TK
Traci Kirshbaum
Art
TDO
Timothy David O'Brien
Art
SDS
Steven Douglas Smith
Camera
KGL
Keith G. Lewis
Costume & Make-Up
RG
Richard Glasser
Sound
MEM
Mark Emery Moore
Camera
JB
Juel Bestrop
Production
CD
Chris Durfy
Sound
SS
Sam Seig
Editing
CH
Clark Hunter
Art
JC
Jennifer Cocker
Crew
TH
Todd Harris
Art

Meredith Richardson
Crew

Leigh Hennessy
Crew

Danya Bateman
Crew

Lonnie R. Smith Jr.
Crew

David Rowden
Crew

Andy Rusk
Crew

Clint Lilley
Crew

Andy Dylan
Crew
RB
Remi Bakkar
Crew
CW
Cord Walker
Crew

Caryn Mower
Crew

Helena Barrett
Crew

Kurt D. Lott
Crew
IQ
Ian Quinn
Crew

Eddie Braun
Crew
CJ
Craig Jensen
Crew
DS
Dennis Scott
Crew
MC
Monty Cox
Crew
JL
Jake Lombard
Crew

Christian J. Fletcher
Crew
JCE
Justin Charles Evans
Crew
KM
Kevin Morgan
Crew

Elizabeth Davidovich
Crew
JB
JoAnn Bernat
Crew
MLS
Monty L. Simons
Crew

Callie Croughwell
Crew

Ashley Rae Trisler
Crew
DPL
David Paul Lord
Crew

Harvey Weinstein
Production

Bob Weinstein
Production

Jasi Cotton Lanier
Crew



















