Cast
Anna Faris
Cindy Campbell
Simon Rex
George
Anthony Anderson
Mahalik
Charlie Sheen
Tom
Regina Hall
Brenda Meeks
Leslie Nielsen
President Baxter Harris
Kevin Hart
CJ
Jeremy Piven
Ross Giggins
Pamela Anderson
Becca
Jenny McCarthy
Kate
Denise Richards
Annie
Elaine Klimaszewski
Elaine
Diane Klimaszewski
Diane
Drew Mikuska
Cody
Jianna Ballard
Sue
George Carlin
Architect
Queen Latifah
Aunt Shaneequa / The Oracle
Eddie Griffin
Orpheus
Camryn Manheim
Trooper Champlin
Marny Eng
Tabitha
Timothy Stack
Carson Ward
Darrell Hammond
Father Muldoon
Dexter Bell
Toilet Guy
DL
Dame Lee
Rapper #1
Doron Bell
Rapper #2
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell
Fat Joe
Fat Joe
Ajay Naidu
Sayaman
William S. Taylor
Mr. Meeks
Patricia Idlette
Mrs. Meeks
DE
David Edwards
Ralph
Frank C. Turner
Mr. Meek's Brother
MD
Monica Dillon
Brenda's Grandmother
Lori Stewart
Tabitha's Mother
JB
Jim Bremner
Guy in Chair
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Tabitha's Voice (voice)
Edward Moss
MJ
Dee Jay Jackson
Zubie
D.L. Hughley
John Wilson
Ja Rule
Agent Thompson
Macy Gray
Macy Gray
Redman
Redman
Method Man
Method Man
Raekwon
Raekwon
RZA
RZA
U-God
U-God
Troy Yorke
Alien #1
Marco Soriano
Alien #2
CS
Cliff Solomon
Native American #1
Byron Chief-Moon
Native American #2
DM
Dolly Madsen
Native American #3
John Hainsworth
Tracheotomy Man
Beverley Breuer
Tracheotomy Wife
JY
Jessie Young
Girl Scout
DH
Deanne Henry
Tammy Fae Baker
Eric Breker
Secret Serviceman Jones
NL
Naomi Lawson-Baird
Sweet Tabitha
AA
Abigail Adams
Wedding Guest
Master P
P Masters
Debbie Lee Carrington
Mini Tabitha (uncredited)
FM
Frank Meschkuleit
Additional Performances (puppeteer)
Crew
Robert K. Weiss
Production
BJ
Buddy Johnson
Writing
John Papsidera
Production
David Zucker
Directing
MC
Malcolm Campbell
Editing
WH
William Heslup
Art
CR
Carol Ramsey
Costume & Make-Up
Shawn Wayans
Writing
Mark Irwin
Camera
Marlon Wayans
Writing
Jason Friedberg
Writing
Aaron Seltzer
Writing
Craig Mazin
Writing
Jon Poll
Editing
PB
Phil Beauman
Writing
Pat Proft
Writing
Duane Dickinson
Crew
Joe Doserro
Crew
CF
Caroline Field
Crew
Alana Husband
Crew
Andrea Kinsky
Crew
Lori Stewart
Crew
BB
Barb Bartos
Crew
Dario Delacio
Crew
J.J. Makaro
Crew
Laura Lee Connery
Crew
Jwaundace Candece
Crew
Kimani Ray Smith
Crew
Connor Dunn
Crew
Dalias Blake
Crew
RS
Raymond Sammel
Crew
DBM
Daniel B. Melles
Crew
MA
Mark Aisbett
Crew
JD
Jim Dunn
Crew
Mark Holden
Crew
RC
Raymond Chan
Crew
Jacob Rupp
Crew
Heather Feeney
Crew
BE
Bill Edwards
Crew
Lani Gelera
Crew
RG
Reg Glass
Crew
Lou Bollo
Crew
Charles Andre
Crew
DA
Dave Alexander
Crew
LA
Lloyd Adams
Crew
Kathy Hubble
Crew
Tom Glass
Crew
Nicole Lissner
Crew
MD
Monica Dillon
Crew
Dexter Bell
Crew
SS
Sharon Simms
Crew
DM
David Mylrea
Crew
BH
Braden Haggerty
Crew
Don Lew
Crew
Simon Burnett
Crew
Dustin Brooks
Crew
DM
Deb Macatumpag
Crew
EO
Efosa Otuomagie
Crew
Gaston Morrison
Crew
Ashlea Earl
Crew
Rikki Gagne
Crew
Harvey Weinstein
Production
Andrew Rona
Production
GG
Grace Gilroy
Production
Bob Weinstein
Production
BW
Brad Weston
Production
James L. Venable
Sound
PD
Phil Dornfeld
Production
KM
Kevin Marcy
Production
James Bamford
Crew
J.J. Makaro
Crew
Doug Chapman
Crew
Guyle Fraizer
Crew
BP
Brian Patterson
Crew
NT
Ninon Tantet
Crew
SS
Siegfried Stock
Crew
FC
Fitch Cady
Production
WAE
William A. Elliott
Art
RMM
Rose Marie McSherry
Art
Mike McLeod
Art
SB
Stacey Butterworth
Costume & Make-Up
MC
Max Chickite
Crew
RM
Robert MacLean
Crew
FL
Fred Lawrence
Art
DR
Dean Rama
Crew
RC
Rob Cantin
Lighting
GJ
Gaetan Jalbert
Lighting
MJB
Michael J. Benavente
Sound
SS
Sue Swift
Crew
Frank Fitzpatrick
Sound
George H. Anderson
Sound
MB
Michael Bolan
Camera
KB
Kelli Bell
Crew
GG
Grace Gilroy
Production
Tim Clawson
Production
ML
Maryjane Layani
Production
DH
Doug Hardwick
Art
DF
Davis Fandino
Art
AA
Andrei Andrianko
Art
GB
Gail Barrett
Costume & Make-Up
GJ
Grant Janssen
Crew
SM
Saubrie Mohamed
Lighting
MG
Michelle Gasque
Art
CH
Chris Hayward
Art
JP
Jon Paris
Crew
PH
Patrick Hunt
Art
KG
Kevin Garcia
Camera
RM
Robert Milicevic
Crew
CR
Chris Regan
Editing
WO
Wendy O'Brien
Production
TG
Tony Giacinti
Sound
DH
Dell Hake
Sound
SR
Stuart Robertson
Visual Effects
KG
Kumvana Gomani
Art
LA
Lisa Ashley
Costume & Make-Up
LN
Lee Novak
Costume & Make-Up
ST
Shawn Timoteo
Crew
LS
Larry Sutton
Sound
MB
Michelle Butler
Visual Effects
Craig Alpert
Editing
JH
Joe Henke
Visual Effects
KF
Kirsten Franson
Art
GT
Geoff Teoli
Production
WL
Wendy Lewis
Production
AK
Anand Kanna
Art
TM
Tim Moynihan
Camera
MG
Marni Grossman
Camera
BC
Bill Coffin
Crew
CG
Céline Godeau
Crew
KB
Kimberley Buchanan
Crew
LC
Lisa Chalmers
Crew
DJ
Dan Johnson
Crew
BC
Barbara Chomos
Crew
LS
Lee Scott
Sound
JWJ
Jason W. Jennings
Sound
AK
Alex Kameniczky
Art
LB
Larry Baldwin
Crew
TL
Tony Lazarowich
Crew
UA
Ulrika Akander
Sound
JC
Jake Callihoo
Crew
CM
Colin Maier
Crew
YB
Yves Bernadet
Lighting
JCC
John C. Carlucci
Visual Effects
TWK
Tamara Watts Kent
Visual Effects
PB
Paula Bradley
Costume & Make-Up
Aieisha Li
Costume & Make-Up
Dan Rizzuto
Crew
MAK
Martin Allan Kloner
Crew
PW
Pat Weber
Crew
JC
Jorge Corante
Sound
CBS
Chris B. Schnitzer
Visual Effects
Sophia Crawford
Crew
J. B. Bivens
Lighting
DM
Doug Metzger
Directing
KB
Kim Boyle
Crew
JWY
Jay W. Yowler
Lighting
RB
Richard Beech
Art
MD
Michael Dressel
Sound
AG
Alex Gibson
Sound
Tristan Oliver
Art
GG
Gillian Goodman
Art
MD
Mike Dodd
Camera
LTR
Lisa Taylor Roberts
Costume & Make-Up
JO
Josephine Ochej
Production
HW
Hugo Weng
Sound
TH
Timothy Huizing
Costume & Make-Up
SB
Sarah Bourgeois
Sound
JC
Jason Crosby
Crew
JC
Jack Cruikshank
Camera
BB
Bruce Babcock
Sound
KV
Kate Vanderbyl
Directing
GB
Gary Burritt
Editing
Tom Boyd
Sound
JE
Joel Echallier
Crew
JAB
James A. Brewer
Editing
DB
Dan Bennett
Camera
Edward Moss
Crew
WLA
Wendy L. Adjoury
Directing
Marny Eng
Crew
Crystal Dalman
Crew
KR
Kyle Rochlin
Sound
JMP
Jeena M. Phelps
Sound
VG
Vincent Guisetti
Sound
JM
James Matheny
Sound
DJ
Dennis Johnson
Sound
GC
Graham Coutts
Art
PK
Pamela Kahn
Sound
RMS
Robert M. Stevens
Directing
RA
Ron Andrews
Art
GF
Glenn Foerster
Art
AB
Anna Bosa
Camera
RB
Renee Bella
Production
JLR
John Le Roy
Lighting
JF
Jack Firman
Crew
SB
Sherry Boyd
Crew
JE
Jeff Etcher
Editing
FS
Fred Stephens
Crew
AL
Anna Lary
Crew
SD
Summer Dietz
Costume & Make-Up
DB
Daniel Birczynski
Sound
BK
Bill Kent
Visual Effects
SG
Sonia Gilmore
Production
RA
Rashid Ahmed
Production
RM
Rob Miller
Costume & Make-Up
DT
Diana Tauder
Production
DF
Donald Fly
Production
ML
Michele Lyle
Costume & Make-Up
TL
Tricia Linklater
Sound
EKT
Elaine K. Thompson
Production
BL
Breanne Larrett
Production
RD
Rebeccah Delchambre
Costume & Make-Up
JH
Jan Holmsten
Art
TB
Tim Boddington
Crew
VL
Viktoria Langton
Crew
PK
Patrick Kavanaugh
Visual Effects
VC
Vanessa Cheung
Visual Effects
AL
Anne-Marie Leidl
Art
ND
Nelson Dewey
Art
AS
Adam Sharpe
Sound
LB
Loren Bagelman
Production
NT
Narges Takesh
Writing
TO
Tamar Ouziel
Costume & Make-Up
TP
Terron Pratt
Visual Effects
AG
Amy Garback
Visual Effects
CL
Carmen Lavender
Sound
EL
Errin Lally
Production
VDL
Vincent Dela Luna
Production
KTM
Kyle T. Moore
Crew
DS
David Smithson
Camera
AM
Annette McCaffrey
Production
WLA
Wendy L. Adjoury
Production
Jill Krop
Crew
AV
Alejandro Valdés-Rochin
Visual Effects
AT
Abigail Tucker
Production
BK
Brenda Knight
Costume & Make-Up
ID
Ishi Dinim
Camera
KF
Kamala Fritzler
Production
CU
Carol Urquhart
Production
SRT
Scott R. Treliving
Crew
TE
Tom Evans
Camera
CG
Colin Gillis
Production
