
Cast
Charlie Sheen
Topper Harley / Rhett Butler / Superman
Cary Elwes
Kent Gregory
Valeria Golino
Ramada Thompson / Scarlett O'Hara / Lois Lane
Lloyd Bridges
Admiral Benson
Kevin Dunn
Lt. Commander Block
Jon Cryer
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach
William O'Leary
Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Kristy Swanson
Kowalski
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Wilson
Bill Irwin
Buzz Harley
Heidi Swedberg
Mrs. 'Dead Meat' Thompson
Bruce A. Young
'Red' Herring
Ryan Stiles
'Mailman' Farnham
RT
Rino Thunder
Owatonna 'The Old One'
MA
Mark Arnott
Rosener
Ryan Cutrona
Captain Margolis
Don Lake
Doctor
Kelly Connell
Air Controller
Tony Simotes
Ambulance Driver
Don Luce
Paramedic
JK
Judith Kahan
Nurse
JB
Jeff Bright
Communications Officer
Jimmy Lennon Jr.
Ring Announcer
Marie Thomas-Foster
Francine
RF
Ryan Fitzgerald
Scooter
AC
Al Clegg
Jazz
Pat Proft
Lawrence Lipps
Marc Shaiman
Piano Player
Cylk Cozart
Drill Sergeant #1
CJK
Christopher J. Keene
Drill Sergeant #2
EH
Ed Herschlar
Rabbi
Jimmie Ray Weeks
Amish Man
Annie O'Donnell
Amish Woman
MY
Mack Yamaguchi
Eskimo
Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley
BL
Bill Laimbeer
Bill Laimbeer
Eugene Greytak
Pope John Paul II
Tony Lorea
Humphrey 'Bogie' Bogart
Jerry Haleva
Saddam Hussein
BL
Bob Lenz
Elvis 'The King' Presley
WC
Willie Collins
Liberace
RP
Robert Puro
Precocious Paper Boy
RL
Richard Lasting
Handsome Milkman
Elston Ridgle
Boxer #1
MJ
Max Jones
Boxer #2
CD
Christopher Doyle
Conspiratorial Crewman
PP
Pablo Prietto
Parking Valet
JB
John Bankson
Parking Valet
NA
Nancy Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
JA
Joseph Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
JA
Jamie Abrahams
Family in Front of TV Store
CB
Cary Brayboy
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
TM
Tony Moreno
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
KE
Kevin Eads
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
DO
Dave Oliver
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
RE
Richard Emanuelle
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
KP
Kip Pierce
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
BF
Brent Freeman
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
KS
Kenton Steger
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
CM
Craig McIntosh
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
SW
Sean Wright
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
JA
Joe Allegro
Sleepy Weasel Squadron
JIB
Jack I. Bernstein
Rabinowitz (uncredited)
Crew
JIB
Jack I. Bernstein
Directing
SL
Sylvester Levay
Sound
BB
Bill Badalato
Production
WAE
William A. Elliott
Art
EAS
Eric A. Sears
Editing
JK
Jane Kurson
Editing
Pat Proft
Production
Jim Abrahams
Directing
MF
Mali Finn
Production
Bill Butler
Camera
SW
Steve Wright
Crew
Pat Proft
Writing
Jim Abrahams
Writing
Barbara Anne Klein
Crew
JG
Janet Graham
Production
RBJ
Roger Bojarski Jr.
Crew
MR
Matt Rebenkoff
Crew
SD
Scot Deer
Crew
WB
William Ballard
Crew
PH
Phil Hetos
Editing
RS
Robert Stadd
Visual Effects
JK
Jerie Kelter
Art
SM
Stephen McEveety
Production
RLC
Ronald L. Carr
Production
JB
Jeff Burks
Visual Effects
SM
Stephen McEveety
Production
MP
Mark Peterson
Costume & Make-Up
JD
Jessica Drake
Crew
JC
Jonathan Chibnall
Editing
MM
Mary Malin
Costume & Make-Up
LW
Lester Wilson
Crew
BJ Davis
Crew
NB
Nico Bally
Camera
EH
Erik Henry
Visual Effects
BR
Brian Reeves
Crew
TD
Tom Davies
Directing
RL
Robert Lucas
Art
AM
Ann Masterson
Costume & Make-Up
Ernie F. Orsatti
Crew
RK
Richard Kite
Sound
Allan A. Apone
Costume & Make-Up
JR
Jody Rogers
Crew
MG
Meredith Gold
Sound
DBC
David B. Cohn
Sound
P'B
Paul 'Doc' Byrd
Camera
DH
Deborah Humphries
Costume & Make-Up
Gary Dagg
Camera
LF
Laurel Frushour
Costume & Make-Up
GF
Gary Friedman
Visual Effects
Andy Gill
Crew
RA
Randle Akerson
Sound
MB
Mat Beck
Visual Effects
GP
Greg Papalia
Art
MB
Marsha Blackburn
Camera
DM
Don Miloyevich
Art
GN
Greg Norberg
Production
GRA
G. Roger Abell
Costume & Make-Up
GS
Gary Shephard
Crew
TC
Thomas Causey
Sound
TY
Ted Yonenaka
Crew
JRF
John R. Fifer
Crew
PC
Phil Cory
Crew
SC
Scott Crabbe
Crew
TW
Ted Whitfield
Sound
JMJ
Jeffrey M. Jones
Sound
DR
Dennis Rogers
Camera
Noon Orsatti
Crew
RKS
Randy K. Singer
Sound
MN
Mary Nelson
Editing
GO
Greg Orloff
Sound
RL
Rodney Liber
Production
HM
Hans Metz
Crew
PB
Phil Bautista
Production
NB
Nat Bocking
Art
RT
Renée Tondelli
Sound
DO
Dan O'Connell
Sound
AG
Allen Gerbino
Crew
CJ
Charles Johnston
Crew
MM
Mike McEveety
Camera
JD
Jeanie Daniels
Production
RLF
Robin Leigh Fleck
Directing
LJL
L. James Langlois
Editing
Ernie F. Orsatti
Directing
PN
Phill Norman
Art
JB
Jake Brake
Crew
JK
Joe Kelly
Camera
HK
Harriet Katz-Stevens
Production