
Cast

Luke Wilson
Joe Bauers

Maya Rudolph
Rita

Dax Shepard
Frito

Terry Crews
President Camacho

Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense

David Herman
Secretary of State
SC
Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
KM
Kevin McAfee
Bailiff

Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller

Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
CR
Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician

Justin Long
Doctor
HJ
Heath Jones
Cop #1
EM
Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy

Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband

Darlene Hunt
Yuppie Wife
RR
Ryan Ransdell
Trashy Guy
MS
Melissa Sweet
Slutty Girl

Valerie Posas
New Slutty Girl
WD
Wes Davis
Trashy Teen Jock

Andrew Wilson
Beef Supreme
MT
Mark Tuner
Officer
KK
Kevin Klee
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
JD
John Dodson
Additional Officer
ME
Melissa Espinales
Counter Woman
JC
Joseph Cheatham
Doctor in Waiting Room
JS
Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
RR
Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #2
LC
Lawrence Castillo
Prison Guard #3

Turk Pipkin
Guy at Costco

Heather Kafka
Woman at Carl's Jr.

Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #1
RR
Roman Ramos
Congressman #2

Randal Reeder
Secret Service Thug

Scarface
Upgrayedd

Brendan Hill
Secretary of Energy

Thomas Haden Church
Brawndo CEO
MD
Melissa Dawn
Female Newscaster

Derek Southers
Male Newscaster

Lidia Porto
Female Reporter

Gregory Kelly
Stadium Guard

Greg Pitts
Cameraman

Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Cop at Government Center

Mitch Baker
Doctor (with Trashy Guy)
DS
Daniel Smith
Control Room Director

Chris Warner
Cop at Costco
LN
Lonnie Nelson
Trapped Man
DC
Danny Cochran
Secretary of Education
MMR
Marcos Martinez Rios
Secret Service Thug #2

Earl Mann
Narrator (voice)

Sara Rue
Attorney General (uncredited)
EM
Evan Miller
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)

Heath Allyn
Prisoner (uncredited)
EA
Erik Anderson
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
JB
Jason Bohn
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
GRE
Glori Renee Euwer
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
EH
Evelyn Hurley
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)

Tom Kenny
Carl's Jr. Machine (voice) (uncredited)
MK
Max Kruemcke
Townsperson (uncredited)
TM
T.J. McFarland
Old Man (uncredited)
JM
Jesse Medeles
Peterson (uncredited)
JM
James Moreno
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
DM
Dan Murphy
Congressman (uncredited)

Steve Powers
Townsperson (uncredited)

Stephen Root
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
LS
Lainie Safady
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Ava Knighten Santana
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)

Kati Sharp
Townsperson (uncredited)
MS
Michael Sorrells
Party Guest (uncredited)

Gary Teague
Townsperson (uncredited)
CW
Curtis Wayne
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)

Caitlin Wehrle
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
HY
Heath Young
Townsperson (uncredited)

Spencer Kayden
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
SI
Samantha Inoue-Harte
Juror (uncredited)

Ryan Melton
Dr. Jagger
Crew

Mike Judge
Directing

Etan Cohen
Writing

Elysa Koplovitz Dutton
Production

Mike Judge
Writing
MN
Michael Nelson
Production

Mike Judge
Production

Jonathan Eusebio
Crew
DR
David Rennie
Editing
CW
Christine White
Production
JH
Jourdan Henderson
Art
JH
Jeffrey Harlacker
Crew

Debra McGuire
Costume & Make-Up

Mary Vernieu
Production

Darren Gilford
Art
DM
David McKimmie
Crew
WLS
William Ladd Skinner
Art
RRR
Ronald R. Reiss
Art
MN
Michael Nelson
Production
SG
Shellie Gillespie
Art
KK
Kelly Kernan
Production
BT
Bill Talbott
Crew
JC
Jordan Corngold
Sound
SS
Sheila Steele
Production
NN
Nick Navarro
Art
AM
Ana Martínez
Art
NA
Natalie Angel
Production
VK
Venus Kanani
Production
GG
Gina Grande
Directing
SR
Shalimar Reodica
Production
BS
Beth Sepko
Production

Tim Suhrstedt
Camera

Theodore Shapiro
Sound

Mike Judge
Writing
RM
Rip Murray
Directing

Eddie Perez
Crew
MC
Mark Chavarria
Crew
CF
Christina Fong
Directing

Susan Pickett
Visual Effects
DH
Dick Hancock
Crew

Lin Oeding
Crew

Geo Corvera
Crew
LK
Laura King
Crew
VQ
Víctor Quintero
Crew
JH
Jody Haselbarth
Crew
JH
Josh Haggerty
Crew
KK
Kimo Keoke
Crew

Jeff Schwan
Crew
WS
Wesley Scott
Crew

Kati Sharp
Crew
SU
Steve Upton
Crew
LS
Lou Slaughter
Crew

Bryon Weiss
Crew

Arnold Chon
Crew
NF
Nathan Flores
Crew

David Alvarado
Crew
OC
Oscar Carles
Crew
JF
John Frick
Art
MEW
Michael E. Wilks
Costume & Make-Up
LC
Lance Cheatham
Art
SG
Steve Gallien
Art
DM
David MacDonald
Art
VSR
Virle S. Reid
Art
AC
April Crump
Art
LMG
Lawrence M. Glass
Art
JP
John Parker
Art
PD
Patricia Dillon
Art
IE
Ia Ensterä
Art
JR
Jeremy Reeves
Art
RRW
Robert R. Wonson
Art

Chris Castaldi
Directing
JG
Jeffrey Greeley
Camera
HP
Heather Page
Camera
MF
Mark Figueroa
Camera
PS
Peter Simonite
Camera
TC
Theda Cunningham
Camera
TYI
Thomas Young III
Camera
MM
Mack Melson
Sound
MEM
Marvin E. Melson
Sound
DG
Dwayne Grady
Art
AB
Amy Bell
Art
PM
Paul McIlvaine
Lighting
SB
Stephen Beasley
Lighting
PG
Paul Goodstein
Camera
DR
Donis Rhoden
Camera
JTM
Joseph T. Mastrolia
Costume & Make-Up
KM
Katrina Mastrolia
Costume & Make-Up
WC
Winifred Clements
Costume & Make-Up
TB
Troy Breeding
Costume & Make-Up
BD
Becki Drake
Costume & Make-Up
JB
Jacenda Burkett
Costume & Make-Up
JT
Janet Tallent-Dickson
Costume & Make-Up
MF
Melissa Forney
Costume & Make-Up
CC
Chelsea Carpenter
Costume & Make-Up
CR
Charmaine Richards
Costume & Make-Up
JM
Joe Montenegro
Crew
AM
Anthony Montenegro
Crew
GK
Greg Kilmer
Crew
BT
Bob Trevino
Crew
JL
Jack Lynch
Crew
JDW
Jeffery D. Woodrel
Crew
VR
Van Redin
Camera
EAL
Eric A. Lewy
Editing
JB
John Berri
Crew
PT
Patrick Thornhill
Editing
MJB
Michael J. Benavente
Sound
ML
Martin Lopez
Sound
GtB
Greg ten Bosch
Sound
JWJ
Jason W. Jennings
Sound
SD
Susan Dudeck
Sound
SD
Susan Dudeck
Sound
HN
Howard Neiman
Sound
TL
Tricia Linklater
Sound
SB
Sarah Bourgeois
Sound
MI
Matthew Iadarola
Sound
GG
Gary Gegan
Sound
CD
Chris David
Sound

Matt Dubin
Sound
MAM
Michael A. Morongell
Sound
MS
Martin Schloemer
Sound
SK
Scott Kramer
Sound
ET
Eric Thompson
Sound

Chris Navarro
Sound
SK
Shawn Kennelly
Sound
LM
Laura Macias
Sound
VN
Vince Nicastro
Sound



















