
Cast
Luke Wilson
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers / "Not Sure"
Maya Rudolph
Rita
Dax Shepard
Frito Pendejo
Terry Crews
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
David Herman
Secretary of State
SC
Sonny Castillo
Prosecutor
KM
Kevin McAfee
Bailiff
Robert Musgrave
Sgt. Keller
Michael McCafferty
Officer Collins
Christopher Ryan
Hospital Technician
Justin Long
Dr. Lexus
HJ
Heath Jones
Cop #1
EM
Eli Muñoz
Horny Guy
Patrick Fischler
Yuppie Husband
Darlene Hunt
Yuppie Wife
RR
Ryan Ransdell
Trashy Guy
MS
Melissa Sweet
Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas
New Slutty Girl
WD
Wes Davis
Trashy Teen Jock
Andrew Wilson
Beef Supreme
MT
Mark Tuner
Officer
KK
Kevin Klee
Main Character (Ow! My Balls! Guy)
JD
John Dodson
Additional Officer
ME
Melissa Espinales
Counter Woman
JC
Joseph Cheatham
Doctor in Waiting Room
JS
Jason Schaefer
Prison Guard #1 / Costco Greeter
RR
Richard Reeder
Prison Guard #2
LC
Lawrence Castillo
Prison Guard #3
Turk Pipkin
Guy at Costco
Heather Kafka
Woman at Carl's Jr.
Christopher M. Campos
Congressman #1
RR
Roman Ramos
Congressman #2
Randal Reeder
Secret Service Thug
Scarface
Upgrayedd
Brendan Hill
Secretary of Energy
Thomas Haden Church
Brawndo CEO
MD
Melissa Dawn
Female Newscaster
Derek Southers
Male Newscaster
Lidia Porto
Female Reporter
Gregory Kelly
Stadium Guard
Greg Pitts
Cameraman
Jason Konopisos-Alvarez
Cop at Government Center
Mitch Baker
Doctor
DS
Daniel Smith
Control Room Director
Chris Warner
Cop at Costco
LN
Lonnie Nelson
Trapped Man
DC
Danny Cochran
Secretary of Education
MMR
Marcos Martinez Rios
Secret Service Thug #2
EM
Earl Mann
Narrator (voice)
Sara Rue
Attorney General (uncredited)
EM
Evan Miller
Charles Chaplin (uncredited)
Heath Allyn
Prisoner (uncredited)
EA
Erik Anderson
Angry Court Member (uncredited)
JB
Jason Bohn
Hospital Patient (uncredited)
GRE
Glori Renee Euwer
Museum Visitor (uncredited)
EH
Evelyn Hurley
One of Upgrayedd's Ladies (uncredited)
Tom Kenny
Computer Voice (uncredited)
MK
Max Kruemcke
Townsperson (uncredited)
TM
T.J. McFarland
Old Man (uncredited)
JM
Jesse Medeles
Peterson (uncredited)
JM
James Moreno
Front Row Juror (uncredited)
DM
Dan Murphy
Congressman (uncredited)
Steve Powers
Townsperson (uncredited)
Stephen Root
Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited)
LS
Lainie Safady
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Ava Knighten Santana
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
Kati Sharp
Townsperson (uncredited)
MS
Michael Sorrells
Party Guest (uncredited)
Gary Teague
Townsperson (uncredited)
CW
Curtis Wayne
Amusement Park Patron (uncredited)
Caitlin Wehrle
President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)
HY
Heath Young
Townsperson (uncredited)
Spencer Kayden
Miss Claypool (uncredited)
SIH
Samantha Inoue Harte
Juror (uncredited)
Crew
Mike Judge
Directing
Mike Judge
Writing
Etan Cohen
Writing
Mike Judge
Production
Elysa Koplovitz Dutton
Production
MN
Michael Nelson
Production
Jonathan Eusebio
Crew
DR
David Rennie
Editing
Mary Vernieu
Production
Darren Gilford
Art
WLS
William Ladd Skinner
Art
RRR
Ronald R. Reiss
Art
Debra McGuire
Costume & Make-Up
JH
Jeffrey Harlacker
Crew
DM
David McKimmie
Crew
MN
Michael Nelson
Production
CW
Christine White
Production
SG
Shellie Gillespie
Art
JH
Jourdan Henderson
Art
AM
Ana Martínez
Art
NN
Nick Navarro
Art
VK
Venus Kanani
Production
SR
Shalimar Reodica
Production
BS
Beth Sepko
Production
SS
Sheila Steele
Production
KK
Kelly Kernan
Production
JC
Jordan Corngold
Sound
NA
Natalie Angel
Production
BT
Bill Talbott
Crew
GG
Gina Grande
Directing
Theodore Shapiro
Sound
TS
Tim Suhrstedt
Camera
Mike Judge
Writing
RM
Rip Murray
Directing
CF
Christina Fong
Directing
Eddie Perez
Crew
MC
Mark Chavarria
Crew
Susan Pickett
Visual Effects
DH
Dick Hancock
Crew
Lin Oeding
Crew
Geo Corvera
Crew
LK
Laura King
Crew
VQ
Víctor Quintero
Crew
JH
Jody Haselbarth
Crew
JH
Josh Haggerty
Crew
KK
Kimo Keoke
Crew
Jeff Schwan
Crew
WS
Wesley Scott
Crew
Kati Sharp
Crew
SU
Steve Upton
Crew
LS
Lou Slaughter
Crew
BW
Bryon Weiss
Crew
Arnold Chon
Crew
NF
Nathan Flores
Crew
David Alvarado
Crew
OC
Oscar Carles
Crew
JF
John Frick
Art
MEW
Michael E. Wilks
Costume & Make-Up
LC
Lance Cheatham
Art
SG
Steve Gallien
Art
DM
David MacDonald
Art
VSR
Virle S. Reid
Art
AC
April Crump
Art
LMG
Lawrence M. Glass
Art
JP
John Parker
Art
PD
Patricia Dillon
Art
IE
Ia Ensterä
Art
JR
Jeremy Reeves
Art
RRW
Robert R. Wonson
Art
Chris Castaldi
Directing
JG
Jeffrey Greeley
Camera
HP
Heather Page
Camera
MF
Mark Figueroa
Camera
PS
Peter Simonite
Camera
TC
Theda Cunningham
Camera
TYI
Thomas Young III
Camera
MM
Mack Melson
Sound
MEM
Marvin E. Melson
Sound
DG
Dwayne Grady
Art
AB
Amy Bell
Art
PM
Paul McIlvaine
Lighting
SB
Stephen Beasley
Lighting
PG
Paul Goodstein
Camera
DR
Donis Rhoden
Camera
JTM
Joseph T. Mastrolia
Costume & Make-Up
KM
Katrina Mastrolia
Costume & Make-Up
WC
Winifred Clements
Costume & Make-Up
TB
Troy Breeding
Costume & Make-Up
BD
Becki Drake
Costume & Make-Up
JB
Jacenda Burkett
Costume & Make-Up
JT
Janet Tallent-Dickson
Costume & Make-Up
MF
Melissa Forney
Costume & Make-Up
CC
Chelsea Carpenter
Costume & Make-Up
CR
Charmaine Richards
Costume & Make-Up
JM
Joe Montenegro
Crew
AM
Anthony Montenegro
Crew
GK
Greg Kilmer
Crew
BT
Bob Trevino
Crew
JL
Jack Lynch
Crew
JDW
Jeffery D. Woodrel
Crew
VR
Van Redin
Camera
EAL
Eric A. Lewy
Editing
JB
John Berri
Crew
PT
Patrick Thornhill
Editing
MJB
Michael J. Benavente
Sound
ML
Martin Lopez
Sound
GtB
Greg ten Bosch
Sound
JWJ
Jason W. Jennings
Sound
SD
Susan Dudeck
Sound
SD
Susan Dudeck
Sound
HN
Howard Neiman
Sound
TL
Tricia Linklater
Sound
SB
Sarah Bourgeois
Sound
MI
Matthew Iadarola
Sound
GG
Gary Gegan
Sound
CD
Chris David
Sound
Matt Dubin
Sound
MAM
Michael A. Morongell
Sound
MS
Martin Schloemer
Sound
SK
Scott Kramer
Sound
ET
Eric Thompson
Sound
Chris Navarro
Sound
SK
Shawn Kennelly
Sound
LM
Laura Macias
Sound
VN
Vince Nicastro
Sound