
Cast

Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett

Mila Kunis
Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane
Ted (voice)

Joel McHale
Rex

Giovanni Ribisi
Donny

Patrick Warburton
Guy

Matt Walsh
Thomas

Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks
Robert

Bill Smitrovich
Frank

Patrick Stewart
Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones
Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt
Tom Skerritt
BM
Bretton Manley
Young John

Ralph Garman
John's Dad

Alex Borstein
John's Mom

John Viener
Alix

Laura Vandervoort
Tanya

Robert Wu
Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga
Gina

Jessica Stroup
Tracy

Melissa Ordway
Michelle
MH
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
ZC
Zane Cowans
Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
TH
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
OC
Owen Clarke
Kid #3

Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
KL
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene

Chanty Sok
Angelique

Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
CD
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
JS
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
PS
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1

Chris Cox
Guy #2

Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
TC
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party

Colton Shires
Teenage John
VAM
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
HK
Heajee Kim
Club Girl
LH
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
ST
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
DS
Danny Smith
Waiter
MN
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster

Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster

Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
JLD
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband

Chris Everett
Wife

Tara Strong
Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson
Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds
Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan
Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron (uncredited)
EA
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi
Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Crew

Seth MacFarlane
Writing

Seth MacFarlane
Directing
JJ
John Jacobs
Production

Jason Clark
Production

Seth MacFarlane
Production

Seth MacFarlane
Writing
SJL
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Art
KFC
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Art

Michael Barrett
Camera
JF
Jeff Freeman
Editing
WM
Walter Murphy
Sound
SJ
Sheila Jaffe
Production

Debra McGuire
Costume & Make-Up

Alec Sulkin
Writing
JM
Jeff Murrell
Lighting
EDC
E. David Cosier
Art

Luci Romberg
Crew
TW
Tom Williams
Sound
EH
Eric Heffron
Directing
MK
Mark Kamine
Production

Scott Stuber
Production
EH
Eric Heffron
Production
BC
Blair Clark
Visual Effects
MK
Mark Kamine
Production

Wellesley Wild
Writing
AE
Avner Engel
Visual Effects
JA
Jimmy Almeida
Visual Effects
NT
Nicholas Tripodi
Visual Effects
AC
Aaron Clement
Visual Effects
SH
Shane Hall
Visual Effects

Phil Culotta
Crew
DR
Dana Reed
Crew
AC
Andrea Castagnoli
Visual Effects
AC
Aaron Clement
Visual Effects
SF
Shaun Freeman
Visual Effects

Eddie Yansick
Crew
DF
Daniel Fotheringham
Visual Effects
LM
Loïc Miermont
Visual Effects
HP
Heath Pagram
Visual Effects

Eddie Braun
Crew

Crystal Dalman
Crew
BS
Brandon Sebek
Crew
LJ
Louis Jones
Visual Effects
VL
Victoria Livingstone
Visual Effects
JL
Jonathan Lyons
Visual Effects
BM
Brian Mendenhall
Visual Effects
NR
Nathan Ross
Visual Effects

Jill Brown
Crew

Bryce Burke
Crew
IM
Ian Mclaughlin
Crew

Scott Rogers
Crew

Mickey Giacomazzi
Crew

Steve Budd
Visual Effects
JM
Jess Morris
Visual Effects
SS
Scott Slater
Visual Effects
JT
Johnny Turco
Visual Effects
DL
Daniel Leavitt
Crew

Kevin Scott
Crew
BF
Ben Forster
Visual Effects
NK
Neil Kennedy
Visual Effects
DS
Danny Southard
Visual Effects
DG
David Good
Visual Effects

Sean Graham
Crew
KM
Kristopher Medina
Crew
BY
Bill Young
Crew
TH
Trevor Hunter
Visual Effects
CP
Christel Pougeoise
Visual Effects
SS
Spike Silver
Crew
CM
Christopher Mullins
Visual Effects
AS
Amita Sahgal
Visual Effects
LW
Larry White
Visual Effects
TG
Tom Gibbons
Visual Effects
AH
Andy Hass
Visual Effects
MS
Miles Southan
Visual Effects
WRW
William R. Wright
Visual Effects
MP
Mark Powers
Visual Effects
PM
Paul Marini
Crew
CC
Chris Carnes
Art
JT
Jaimie Trueblood
Camera
GWS
Gregory W. Smith
Camera
MM
Moira Marquis
Sound
CF
Claire Folger
Camera
MA
Murray Adler
Sound
SJ
Stan Jones
Sound
TS
Todd Sheidenberger
Sound
JM
Jon Mone
Production
KS
Kenneth Sayers
Art
BF
Bryan Felty
Art
CD
Cheryl Daniels
Costume & Make-Up
EK
Elliott Koretz
Sound
CW
Cleo Wang
Art
EK
Elliott Koretz
Sound
PK
Pamela Kahn
Sound
BB
Brittany Burke
Production
JP
John Pungitore
Art

Scott Rogers
Directing
TP
Terry Porter
Sound
JD
Jimmy Duyon
Sound
TR
Timothy Rowcroft
Art

Eric A. Norris
Sound
JV
Johnny Villanueva
Costume & Make-Up
AM
Ann Masterson
Costume & Make-Up
TL
Tracey Levy
Costume & Make-Up
BB
Bruce Barris
Sound

Anna Behlmer
Sound
MD
Michael Dressel
Sound
MM
Mike Marino
Sound
RO
Richard Oswald
Directing
TL
Timothy Lewis
Art
DM
Dean Minnerly
Sound
RB
Ryan Bradley
Visual Effects

Jill Brown
Crew

Regis Harrington
Crew
VL
Vanessa Lapato
Sound
CS
Curt Schulkey
Sound
RO
Ralph Osborn
Sound

Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Crew
QF
Q Fortier
Crew

Jørgen Klubien
Art



















