Cast
BC
Bobby Ciraldo
Hamlet
Robert Richard Jorge
Claudius
AS
Andrew Swant
Horatio
Dustin Diamond
Bernardo
Mark Metcalf
Speedy McSpitty
Majel Barrett
Queen Robot (voice)
Trace Beaulieu
Evil Robot (voice)
Kevin Murphy
King Robot (voice)
Kumar Pallana
Kumar of India
Mark Borchardt
Gravedigger
Gregg Turkington
Osric (as Neil Hamburger)
Mike Schank
Gravedigger's Friend
Michael Q. Schmidt
Officer Norton
Tay Zonday
Laertes (voice)
LH
Leslie Hall
Zombie Killer
Mark Proksch
Vincent Price
Bob (Archive Footage)
S
Samwell
Communications Officer
HM
Harmony Murphy
Ophelia
XL
Xav Leplae
Polonius
Kelly Cunningham
DR
David Robbins
Norwegian Captain
EG
Eric Gerber
Fortinbras
Sarah Price
Triplet Judges
Ayesha Mohan
Greeter
DR
Drew Rosas
Daniel / Nathaniel
NS
Nick Sommer
Le Petomane
LA
Logan Albert
Lord Logan
SB
Stephanie Barber
Zombie
PB
Peter Barrickman
Player
PB
Peter Batchelder
The Executioner
PB
Patrick Buckley
Lord
RC
Roseanne Champagne
Lay Rose
RC
Ray Chi
The Unicorn
JC
John Chiaverina
Lord (As Juiceboxxx)
MC
Matt Cook
Pirate
PF
Paul Finger
Pirate Captain
NF
Nicholas Frank
Hamlet Clones
JF
James Franklin
Diablo Weinstein
MJ
Mike Johnson
Lord
LL
Linda Lay
Transmission Specialist
Didier Leplae
First Player
FL
Faythe Levin
Lady
JBL
Jordan Bree Long
Norwegian Helmswoman
SL
Sarah Luther
Lady
TL
Teddy Lyngaas
Lord Lyngaas
SM
Sam Macon
Lord
EM
Evan Murphy
Messenger
RP
Ryan Plato
The Executioner's Friend
SR
Scott Reeder
Don London
TR
Tyson Reeder
Lord
JR
John Riepenhoff
Lord
SS
Sarah Swant
Lady
CJT
Chris James Thompson
Lord
ET
Emily Treolo
Science Officer
SW
Steven Wetzel
Priest
