
Cast
Emily Donahoe
Sue
Christopher Meloni
The Producer
Diane Neal
Nancy
Stylist B.
Tarnishe'D Silva
Robert Klein
The CEO
Mario Cantone
The Director
Cyndi Lauper
Little Johnny's Mom
Adam Ferrara
Dr. Feelgood
John Scurti
Sheriff
Victoria Clark
Teacher
Joe Starr
Coach
Adam Sietz
Morty
Caitlin FitzGerald
Bank Teller
John Lavelle
The Writer
Lyndsey Anderson
Sexy Bartender
Sam Oz Stone
Little Johnny
Larry Holmes
The Judge
JF
Josh Frieser
Producer as a Boy
Livia Scott
Nun
Emmanuel Yarborough
Janitor
DC
David Coe
First BJ Guy
Stephanie Gatschet
Wife
NH
Natalie Harrah
Hot Girl at Chalkboard
TK
Travis Kauppila
Young Hillbilly #1
Tom DiNardo
Older Hillbilly
KG
Kirk Gagnon
Young Hillbilly #2
BT
Boomer Tibbs
Boardmember #1
LL
Leah Lapidus
Boardmember #2
BR
Bill Rapp
Boardmember #3
SM
Sheila Mart
Eleanor
GR
Ginger Rich
Boardmember #5
TE
Terence Exodus
Bingo Man
JS
Joy Seligsohn
Candy Lady
SM
Sammy Marten
Veterinarian
GC
George Chevallier
Birthday Boy
Ted Ferguson
Joke-Telling Priest
CLB
Claudia L. Brown
Cheap Trick
AD
Alan Donnes
Bartender
CH
Chris Henry
Production Assistant
AL
Alec Lynch
Little Johnny's Brother
TC
Tanner Colby
Gay Taxidermist
AW
Andrew Wuestenfeld
Pirate
KC
Kent Cassella
Widower
HS
Hannah Stoor
Girl at School
MV
Marisa Valente
English Teacher
RB
Roger Byers
Priest with Pizza
Bryan Fitzgerald
Auditioner #1
AW
Andrew Ward
Auditioner #2
SR
Scott Rossini
Auditioner #3
Lindsey E. Vuolo
Self
Jeanine Hill
Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl
DS
Debbie Schwartz
Topless Twin #1
LS
Lauren Schwartz
Topless Twin #2
JJ
Jordanna James
Sexy Midget
MR
Max Rock
Chunks Owner
AS
Asher Suss
Parish Priest
RL
Richard Labit
Little Boy at School
TL
Todd Levin
Man Who Orders Hot Dog
David Thornton
Little Johnny's Dad
GW
Greg White
Bad Actor
SR
Stephanie Restivo
Stripper #1
JD
Josh Duffy
Surfer
Bianca Del Rio
Drag Queen
Doua Moua
Wing Thai
BW
Blaire Whitney
Good Sport
AS
Art Schorr
Vienna Sausage Grandpa
John D'Leo
Vienna Sausage Boy
JM
Joe Melendez
FBI Agent
SR
Shavon Ryan
Stripper #2
BN
Bettina Niedermann
Tiffany
CW
Chloe Whiteford
Hairy Chested Girl
JD
Jana Dendinger
Brunette Bikini Babe
Brandy Moon
Big Boob Blonde
HF
Hans Freiwald
Sperm Donor
RK
Richard Kohn
Old Vienna Sausage Guy
HF
Hawk French
Eddie
SM
Sophia Meloni
Suzy
ACJ
Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.
Black Midget
MS
Matthew Seife
Tutu Boy
CD
Connor Denis
Big Mormon
CR
Chip Rybak
Little Mormon
RL
Rose Lamarche
Bikini Lady
Crew
JD
Jerry Daigle
Directing
Michael Arata
Production
JD
Jerry Daigle
Production
AD
Alan Donnes
Production
GG
George Gibson
Camera
GP
George Pattison
Camera
CM
Christopher Martini
Editing
Joe Delia
Sound
JBDI
John B. Donnes III
Production
ML
Mark Lake
Production
AB
Andrew Buchler
Production
EDL
Edith Dupré LeBlanc
Production
HM
Howard McMaster
Directing
GW
Greg White
Directing
KEK
Kathleen E. Kearney
Directing
BC
Bennett Cain
Camera
KR
Karim Raoul
Camera
MD
Mike Decrescenzo
Sound
PB
P.J. Brockett
Lighting
JW
Jacob Wilson
Camera
MM
Mary McNamara
Costume & Make-Up
KR
Kathleen Richards
Costume & Make-Up
AW
Alan Wolfe
Camera
PF
Pyare Fortunato
Camera
MJ
Mikey Jackson
Camera
JM
Joseph Metzger
Camera
PR
Peter Reniers
Camera
JK
Jonathan Kealey
Lighting
TA
Tony Arnaud
Camera
MP
Mark Proscia
Lighting
GPI
George Pattison III
Camera
MS
Miles Strassner
Camera
MPJ
Mark Proscia Jr.
Lighting
CP
Carl Peterson
Camera
PV
Paul Volo
Camera
JLJI
Jasper L. Johnson III
Camera
JM
John McCormick
Sound
JM
Jan McLaughlin
Sound
JMB
John M. Bolz
Sound
DK
Diedre Kane
Art
CB
Coburn Boyd
Art
JKC
John K. Conway
Art
TC
Tom Conway
Art
JC
Jeff Cirbes
Camera
LG
Linda Giammarese
Costume & Make-Up
AN
Anne Newton-Harding
Costume & Make-Up
SW
Sharon Watt
Directing
JTL
Joy T. Lane
Crew
BB
Brandon Baudier
Camera
AB
Adam Bandera
Sound
EC
Eric Carle
Camera
DJR
Daniel J. Rector
Camera
SB
Shawn Boyd
Camera
RJ
Renaldo Jackson
Lighting
BM
Byron Marigny
Lighting
JO
Joan Ozment
Costume & Make-Up
TW
Tim Werenko
Production
JCB
J.C. Cameron Brueckner
Editing
BS
Bill Stokes
Editing
Tom Wayland
Sound
AD
Alan Donnes
Writing
TC
Tanner Colby
Writing