Cast
Michelle Trachtenberg
Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell
Ole Golly
J. Smith-Cameron
Mrs. Welsch
Eartha Kitt
Agatha K. Plummer
Vanessa Lee Chester
Janie Gibbs
Gregory Smith
Sport
Robert Joy
Ben Welsch
Dov Tiefenbach
Boy with Purple Socks
Charlotte Sullivan
Marion Hawthorne
TK
Teisha Kim
Rachel Hennessy
CC
Cecilley Carroll
Beth Ellen Hansen
NS
Nina Shock
Carrie Andrews
CD
Conor Devitt
Pinky Whitehead
Alisha Morrison
Laura Peters
Nancy Beatty
Miss Elson
Don Francks
Harrison Withers
Eugene Lipinski
George Waldenstein
Gerry Quigley
Sport's Dad
Jackie Richardson
Janie's Mother
ME
Mercedes Enriquez
Windchime Lady
Mung-Ling Tsui
Mrs. Hong Fat
Ho Chow
Mr. Hong Fat
BW
Byron Wong
Frankie Hong Fat
Paul Sun-Hyung Lee
Bruno Hong Fat
KL
Kim Lieu
Paige Hong Fat
KL
Kwok-Wing Leung
Grandpa Hong Fat
Sally Cahill
Maid
RC
Roger Clown
Dr. Wagner
Jamie Jones
Pickpocket
BW
Bob Windsor
Dog Delivery Guy
GO
Gladys O'Connor
Woman with Purse
VH
Vic Ho
Acupuncturist
Maury Chaykin
Holiday Pageant Director (uncredited)
MJ
Miranda Jade
Student (uncredited)
Crew
Bronwen Hughes
Directing
Douglas Petrie
Writing
TR
Theresa Rebeck
Writing
DC
Debra Chiate
Editing
Paul D. Austerberry
Art
MP
Marykay Powell
Production
DB
Debby Beece
Production
JS
Jamshied Sharifi
Sound
LF
Louise Fitzhugh
Writing
FK
Francis Kenny
Camera
JP
Julia Pistor
Production
JT
Julie Talen
Writing
LC
Lester Cohen
Art
GT
Greg Taylor
Writing
Donna Zakowska
Costume & Make-Up
JGS
Jill Greenberg Sands
Production
David R. Ellis
Crew
KAS
Ken A. Smith
Directing
Donald Mowat
Costume & Make-Up
KQ
Ken Quinn
Crew
JDB
James D. Brown
Costume & Make-Up
AR
Alison Reid
Crew
RA
Randle Akerson
Sound
AS
Andrew Shea
Directing
