Cast
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
Les Dennis
MC
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Ralf Little
Milkman
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
TA
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
CB
Chris Barnes
Warden
OB
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer 2
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Alison King
Receptionist
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
HM
Henry Miller
Dave
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
AN
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
SN
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
BP
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
SR
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
David Schneider
Tanner
Shend
Niarchos 2
John Thomson
Foreman
Don Warrington
General Secretary
RW
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
NS
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
JB
James Boyle
Tom Cruise
Crew
Ed Bye
Directing
WO
William Osborne
Writing
JB
John Brown
Production
Charles Finch
Production
NG
Nigel Green
Production
RJ
Richard Johns
Production
Luc Roeg
Production
MW
Mark Wybourn
Editing
Dan Hubbard
Production
GH
Grenville Horner
Art
RF
Robinia Farnaby
Art
DW
David Walley
Art
SK
Sarah Kane
Art
LA
Linda Alderson
Costume & Make-Up
JA
Jo Adams
Costume & Make-Up
ND
Nathaniel De'Lineadeus
Visual Effects
JG
Jo Grover
Costume & Make-Up
JG
Jo Grover
Costume & Make-Up
JH
Joan Hills
Costume & Make-Up
SH
Susan Howard
Costume & Make-Up
JH
Joan Hills
Costume & Make-Up
SI
Sam Ives
Costume & Make-Up
PM
Paul Mooney
Costume & Make-Up
SP
Sunita Parmar
Costume & Make-Up
MP
Michelle Pianca
Production
DA
Devina Artley
Directing
PC
Paul Cathie
Directing
JG
Joe Geary
Directing
AS
Andrea Slater
Directing
RB
Richard Barratt
Art
GB
Grace Brook
Art
KF
Kimberley Fahey
Art
BG
Beverley Gerard
Art
CG
Craig Gray
Art
RM
Richard MacMillan
Art
NM
Nathan Middleton
Art
Justine Angus
Sound
Arthur Graley
Sound
JS
Julian Slater
Sound
AW
Alastair Widgery
Sound
EB
Emma Brassfield
Costume & Make-Up
SL
Steve Lucas
Crew
JS
James Skinner
Visual Effects
RD
Ray De-Haan
Crew
SF
Sarah Franzl
Crew
Steve Griffin
Crew
Charles Jarman
Crew
Adam Kirley
Crew
AP
Andreas Petrides
Crew
LS
Lee Sheward
Crew
JF
Jamie Fowlds
Camera
MH
Martin Healey
Lighting
RH
Rob Holder
Camera
BK
Bill Kaye
Camera
AM
Andy Mountain
Lighting
MP
Mike Parker
Camera
BR
Ben Raban
Production
RR
Robert Rabson
Lighting
DT
David Taylor
Camera
DW
David Wall
Lighting
AY
Andy Young
Camera
VB
Vanessa Baker
Production
BD
Brendan Donnison
Production
Kelly Valentine Hendry
Production
DJ
Daryl Jordan
Editing
AM
Alexandra Montgomery
Crew
Crispin Buxton
Production
BG
Benjamin Greenacre
Production
JL
Jen Lambert
Crew
AL
Anna Lee
Production
GF
Greg Francis
Sound
MD
Mark Dilliway
Crew
TJ
Tim Jefferis
Crew
HB
Hattie Bowering
Production
HB
Hannah Brown
Production
Matt Curtis
Art
JJ
Julia Jones
Crew
AK
Anja Kristiansen
Production
VL
Victoria Lorkin-Lange
Production
CT
Clea Tammes
Production
JS
John Sorapure
Camera
DAH
David A. Hughes
Sound
CL
Chris Lyons
Costume & Make-Up
