Cast
Ernest Borgnine
Albert
Zachary Abel
Justin Palma
Natasha Lyonne
Mrs. Keaton
Ahney Her
Nikki
Mickey Rooney
Jerry Sherman
Sally Kellerman
Dorothy
BW
Bryan Williams
Chris Brown
Daniel Roebuck
Frank
ML
Madison Liddy
April
Rance Howard
Chuck
SB
Sam Borowski
Man Making out with Girlfriend at fraternity party
Paul Sorvino
Himself
Alex Hyde-White
Preacher
Chuck McCann
Manny Melowitz
BS
Bill Sorvino
Arresting Officer
MD
Mary Dimino
Gina Palma
Duane Whitaker
Intimidating Inmate
Jan Rooney
Janet
Mara New
Muriel
Eric Stein
Clarence
Jessica DiCicco
Receptionist
Clint Howard
Cliff
MM
Michael Maugeri
Hearse Driver
DC
Dick Contino
Himself
Hal Williams
Resident Playing Cards at Casino Night
Harold Sylvester
Grim Interviewer
EP
Efram Potelle
Serious Interviewer
Janelle Gaeta
Girl Making out with Boyfriend at Party
KR
Kevin Rushing
Large African American Man
Jen Johnson
Typing Bikini Girl
BL
Brian LaBelle
Police Officer #2
Timothy E. Goodwin
Jail Guard
Marilyn Monrovia
Rich Woman
Vincent Albo
Group Therapist
AS
Ashley Schnacky
Ginger
AB
Andrew Bellamy
Game Show Host (voice)
SC
Steve Christopher
Mr. Johnson
LD
Larry Delrose
Paul Palma
BH
B.J. Hansen
Blue Man
RN
Ron New
Toga Man
Crew
SB
Sam Borowski
Directing
LD
Larry Delrose
Writing
TH
Tom Haas
Writing
SB
Sam Borowski
Production
LD
Larry Delrose
Production
BL
Brian LaBelle
Production
VL
Vikki Liddy
Production
BS
Barry Scherr
Production
SMS
Samuel M. Sherman
Production
J. Todd Smith
Production
WS
William Schweikert
Crew
JM
Joann Murano
Editing
John Goodwin
Costume & Make-Up