Cast
Kelly Galindo
Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
CW
Christina Walker
Vice President, Vampire Affairs
Rod Sweitzer
Colonel Oliver West
FC
Francis Creighton
Rev. Tim Fakker
MF
Marcus Frishman
Congressman Terry Upstart
MS
Mimi Spivak
Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
GH
Gretchen House
Pammy Faye Fakker
AA
Anet Anatelle
Wannabe Cher
YB
Yvette Buchanan
Rocket Scientist
Becky LeBeau
Census Taker
Angelyne
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Titus Moede
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Jeannie Pepper
Brain Surgeon
