filmica.

An aged woman hobbles into the office of the powerful film director and says in a brittle voice: "I'd like a job in film, I can play anything." To which the director replies, "I'm sorry mother, we're not hiring anyone, Sind complete." The old woman: "I repeat, I can play anything, even porn. Want to see ...", and begins to take off her shabby coat, while the film boss turns with horror. When he regains his composure, there in front of him - Sally, laughing, pretty as a picture and barefoot to the neck, slimming the wig and headscarf in her hand.