Cast
JM
Jill Miller
Sharon
Gwen Somers
Yvonne Wayne
TL
Trevor Lovell
Sven
Jon Briddell
Mick
KSJ
Kimberly St. John
Carrie
RS
Renee Steward
Martin
RSG
Randall St. George
Obadiah
John Gilbert
Zebediah
LH
Lynne Hatcher
Marian
FGW
Forrest G. Wood
Matt the Mayor
JB
Joe Babicki
Self-Serve Ted
SB
Skip Belyea
Bancroft Hutchenreuther
BB
Bill Blum
Frank 'Press' Miller
CB
Catherine Brewton
Nurse Lydia
Paul LeClair
Pepe the Fisherman
Ed Herbstman
D.J.
RL
Robyn Lewis
Manicurist Ruby
RC
Robert Ciancimino
Big F-ing Deal Desk Cop
GA
Gregory Albanese
Enginer(as Greg Albanese)
JMV
John Michael Vaughn
Ken the Mailman(as john Michael Vaughn)
GC
Gaelle Comparat
Teddi
LNB
Lindsey Nicole Brooks
Tiffany(as Lindsay Brooks)
TJ
Tino Jordan
Towel Boy/ Receptionist
HY
Hannah Yesk
On Her Bike Stevie
JB
Jonathan Blum
Running Man
JM
Jennifer Marks
Female Worker
EB
Eric Blum
Male Worker
JM
Jean Mann
Wax Woman 1
LD
Lori Dowling
Wax Woman 2
ST
Sindy Tennes
Zombie Assistant
JC
John Chayachinda
Sushi Chef
BG
Bill Goldstein
Rescue Worker 1
RY
Robert Yesk
Rescue Worker 2(as Bob Yesk)
BB
Bradley Bernstein
Bodybuilder
ES
Erica Scott
Nils Allen Stewart
Elvis