Cast
Danny DeVito
Vic De Salvo
Rhea Perlman
Francine Kester
Gerrit Graham
Parker Braithwaite
Bernadette Birkett
Mrs. Sweeney
Barry Corbin
Colonel
Louis Giambalvo
Goody DeSalvo
Ronny Graham
Cap'n Andy
Huntz Hall
Benny Bentson
Basil Hoffman
Frank Friedlander
Kevin McCarthy
Wes Vandergelder
John Megna
Al
Michael Richards
Sal
Ron Rifkin
TV Director
Joe Santos
Tony
Vincent Schiavelli
Skip Imperali
FS
Fred Scialla
Richie DeSalvo
Frank Sivero
Bruno
Mark L. Taylor
Ken
George Wendt
Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
Jayne Meadows
Randi Brooks
Teresa
Cisse Cameron
Wendy
Gela Nash
Tamara
Candi Brough
Bambi
Randi Brough
Stacy
Army Archerd
Army Archerd
Allyce Beasley
Paisan Receptionist
Peter Brocco
Vic's Tailor
Robert Costanzo
Nunzo
Selma Diamond
Francine's Mother
Michael Ensign
Le Boeuf Maitre D'
MG
Michael Gallup
Opera Singer
Jason Hervey
Todd Sweeney
Damon Hines
Woodrow T. Brown
JH
Jerry Hoffman
Mr. Foley
Kenneth Kimmins
Network Spokesman
Bruce Kimmel
WACked Out Recruit
KLB
Katie La Bourdette
Le Boeuf Woman
Jeffrey Lampert
MBC Guard
PL
Paul Larson
Julie
Russ Marin
Sid
Randall Miller
Car Attendant
JD
Joey DePinto
Teamster Sailor
James Le Gros
Car Attendant
Susan Peretz
Network Receptionist
BP
Bob Perlow
Warm-Up Comic
HR
Hal Riddle
Dean
Jerry Seinfeld
Network Rep #1
HM
Harvey Miller
Network Rep #2
Charlie Stavola
Cop #1
J. Alan Thomas
Cop #2
Lisle Wilson
Mr. Johnson
Lee Ving
Dawn Patrol
NG
Nora Gaye
HOT BODS
Victoria Cooke
HOT BODS
Tracey Walter
Computron Investigator
Richard Kind
Steve
VS
Vance Sanders
Mike
Alan Alda
Alan Alda (uncredited)
Crew
LB
Lee Biondi
Production
Tim Suhrstedt
Camera
DJ
David Jablin
Production
TV
Tonyia Verna
Costume & Make-Up
AS
Alain Silver
Production
AB
Angee Beckett
Costume & Make-Up
MP
Michele Payne
Costume & Make-Up
MH
Marshall Harvey
Editing
CC
Cliff Cunningham
Art
DS
David Spear
Sound
DB
Dale Beldin
Editing
Marci Liroff
Production
Michael Corenblith
Art
PM
Patricia Messina
Costume & Make-Up
MB
Michael Barrie
Writing
JM
Jim Mulholland
Writing
Danny DeVito
Directing
