Cast
Ricky Tomlinson
Mike Bassett
Amanda Redman
Karine Bassett
Philip Jackson
Lonnie Urquart
Bradley Walsh
Dave Dodds
Martin Bashir
Interviewer
Phill Jupitus
Tommo Thompson
Dean Lennox Kelly
Kevin Tonkinson
Robbie Gee
Smallsy
Geoff Bell
Gary Wackett
Pelé
Self
Ulrich Thomsen
Dr. Hans Shoegaarten
Geoffrey Hutchings
Geoffrey Lightfoot
Angela Curran
Margaret
DT
Danny Tennant
Jason Bassett
Sean Gilder
Journalist
MB
Mark Burdis
Journalist
Nigel Lindsay
Journalist
SB
Sue Barker
Self
Gabby Logan
Self
Keith Allen
Self
NK
Natasha Kaplinsky
Self
DB
Dickie Bird
Self
Robert Putt
Jack Marshall
John Alford
Deano
DH
Dean Holness
Danny
SM
Scott Mean
Parksey
TK
Terry Kiely
Harpsey
PM
Peter McGillycuddy
Gorgeous
TR
Toby Redwood
Berksey
TK
Thomas Kenyon
Macca
AA
Andy Ansah
Super
RC
Robert Campion
Smudger
AL
Alex Lawler
Sexy
DO
Dion Osborne
Ossie
DH
Danny Husbands
Normal
DP
Declan Perkins
Perky
PG
Phil Gridelet
Grids
Jenny Frost
Self
Liz McClarnon
Self
Malcolm Terris
Phil Cope
Ian Lindsay
Manchester Rep
Lloyd McGuire
Midlands Rep
CM
Chris McQuarry
Alan Massey
Stephen Walters
Supporter
BV
Barry Venison
Self
Ronaldo
Self
KD
Kim Durham
Benson
RH
Robert Hudson
Hedges
Des Hamilton
Scottish Player
Paul Rattray
Scottish Player
NP
Neil Peplow
Scottish Goalie
GM
Glen Mulhern
Irish Player
Crew
Steve Barron
Directing
Johnny Smith
Writing
Rob Sprackling
Writing
Charles Finch
Production
NG
Nigel Green
Production
RHS
Robert Halmi Sr.
Production
RJ
Robert Jones
Production
Luc Roeg
Production
Peter Burgis
Sound
FB
Fraser Barber
Sound
Arthur Graley
Sound
DM
Dan Morgan
Sound
AW
Aad Wirtz
Sound
Steve Barron
Production
NP
Neil Peplow
Production
Mike Eley
Camera
CG
Colin Green
Editing
Nina Gold
Production
JR
John Reid
Art
GB
Ged Boyan
Art
Marcos Flaksman
Art
SO
Steve Oakes
Art
SB
Siobhan Barron
Costume & Make-Up
GR
Gill Rees
Costume & Make-Up
AK
Alex King
Costume & Make-Up
Daniel Flaksman
Art
CO
Caroline O'Reilly
Directing
MN
Mark Neary
Sound
DM
Duncan Mackay
Sound
AG
Antony Genn
Sound
