
Cast
Adam Goldberg
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy Greer
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick
Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn
Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen
Tiny Tim
Tony Cox
Jamal
Richard Riehle
Santa
Melvin Van Peebles
Sweetback
Rachel Dratch
Tikva
Harrison Chad
Schlomo
JP
Jim Petersmith
Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe
Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer
Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix
Blonde Bombshell
AB
Ayelet Ben-Hur
Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado
Tony
BD
Brad Duck
Jimmy
Jason Fuchs
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Ed Koch
Himself
GP
Gary Pratt
Head Elf
WA
Woodrow Asai
Mun Chi
Daryl Wein
Teenage Gentile
MM
Michael Mylett
Gentile Boy No. 1
T.J. Sullivan
Gentile Boy No. 2
AT
Audrey Twitchell
Gentile Girl No. 1
AE
Alexa Eisenstein
Gentile Girl No. 2
EP
Evelyn Page
Old Woman
GH
George Hosmer
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
RS
Ronald Schultz
ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel
JDL Member No. 1
AN
Alan Nebelthau
JDL Member No. 2
JFR
Jerome F. Richards
Council Elder
CL
C.P. Lacey
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Ephraim Benton
Black Teen
DRB
Devin Rene Burns
Blonde Gentile Girl
JW
Jimmy Walsh
Freckle-Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn
Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon
Bambi