Cast
JJ Feild
Liam Adams
Leo Gregory
Charlie Braithwaite
Kuno Becker
Santiago Muñez
Kasia Smutniak
Sophia Tardelli
Anya Lahiri
June
Nick Moran
Nick Ashworth
Christopher Fairbank
Foghorn
Mike Elliot
Gordon
Craig Heaney
Phil
JM
Jack McBride
Walter
Tamer Hassan
Ronnie
Ori Pfeffer
Mad Film Director
John Salthouse
Newcastle Manager
Gary Lewis
Mal Braithwaite
Tereza Srbova
Katja
Margo Stilley
Tamzin Adams
OP
Olivia Phillips
Bella
Antonia Bernath
Britt
SC
Sam Cunningham
Helga
ML
Mellissa Laycy
Agnetha
Erin Lister
Ani-Frid
Jakki Degg
Cute Masseuse
Anna Maria Everett
Old Masseuse
Gabrielle Richens
Marjorie
PM
Paul McGavin
1st AD Commercial
Tia Thomas
Production assistant
Paul Humpoletz
LADA Taxi Driver
BM
Brett Morton
Runner
DS
Dave Sansom
Film Sound Man
BJ
Bruce Jackson
1st Assistant Director
JL
Joemma Lavin
Hull Barmaid
Daniel Cowley
Paramedic
RJ
Rob Jones
Vicar
PM
Phil Matthews
Sports Reporter
John Motson
Self
MW
Matthew Waters
Reporter 1
AT
Anna Tyler
Reporter 2
DW
Derek Williams
Sven
BN
Brian Newbold
Registrar
DH
Deita Hubbard
German Barmaid 1
KS
Kerry Shepherd
German Barmaid 2
CB
Cliff Bradley
Irate Skoda Driver
PH
Peter Heslop
Unhappy Driver
Russell De Rozario
Bucharest Boiler
AM
Adam Marusiak
Footballer
AO
Anthony Ofei
Footballer
CP
Craig Palmer
Footballer
DS
Dennis Sweeney
Footballer
EE
Emeka Ejiofor
Footballer
GE
Gareth Ellis
Footballer
HAS
Holden Ashley Stein
Footballer
JP
Jamie Poole
Footballer
LW
Lee White
Footballer
LC
Leigh Clayton
Footballer
LM
Liam Moynihan
Footballer
MT
Matthew Thorpe
Footballer
NW
Nathan Wint
Footballer
NE
Neil Elson
Footballer
OJ
Oliver Jones
Footballer
SM
Steve Madden
Footballer
TGJ
Toby George Jones
Footballer
David Beckham
Self
John Terry
Self
Frank Lampard
Self
Jamie Carragher
Self
PR
Paul Robinson
Self
Owen Hargreaves
Self
Peter Crouch
Self
Rio Ferdinand
Self
Joe Cole
Self
Gary Neville
Self
Ray Clemence
Self
Jermaine Jenas
Self
Aaron Lennon
Self
Wayne Bridge
Self
Steven Gerrard
Self
Wayne Rooney
Self
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Self
Ronaldo
Self
Hernán Crespo
Self
John Aloisi
Self
Fernando Torres
Self
Thierry Henry
Self
Filippo Inzaghi
Self
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Self
Olof Mellberg
Self
Henrik Larsson
Self
Cristiano Ronaldo
Self
Andrew Shue
(uncredited)
PD
Peter Dale
Football Reporter (uncredited)
Crew
AM
Andrew Morahan
Directing
PA
Piers Ashworth
Writing
MJ
Mike Jefferies
Writing
GB
Giles Bury
Editing
PH
Peter Heslop
Production
DS
Danny Stepper
Production
PA
Piers Ashworth
Production
GT
George Tiffin
Camera
MJ
Mike Jefferies
Production
Stuart Ford
Production
MB
Matt Barrelle
Production
JH
Joe Howard
Art
CL
Cressida Lewis
Costume & Make-Up
NM
Nigel Marchant
Production
MH
Mark Harris
Production
TL
Tanya Lodge
Costume & Make-Up
AS
Ailie Smith
Costume & Make-Up
Mark Thomas
Sound
Dan Hubbard
Production
JH
Jennifer Harty
Costume & Make-Up
MH
Mark Harris
Crew
RR
Rachel Robey
Production
Russell De Rozario
Art
NK
Nina Khan
Crew
PM
Paul McGavin
Directing
MJ
Mark Jones
Art
BJ
Bruce Jackson
Directing
PW
Paul Watson
Sound
SB
Steven Bray
Visual Effects
NS
Nigel Squibbs
Sound
LW
Lee Whiteman
Art
TW
Terry Woods
Art
AH
Anthony Hurst
Sound
JH
Joe Hornsey
Directing
EG
Evan Green-Hughes
Visual Effects
DE
David Emeny
Visual Effects
SCK
Stephanie C. Kelly
Visual Effects
RB
Robert Brazier
Sound
SB
Sven Bruhn
Visual Effects
RA
Riky Ash
Crew
CS
Chris Sturmer
Sound
AU
Audrius Urbonavicius
Visual Effects
KA
Kris Anderson
Visual Effects
SG
Simon Giles
Visual Effects
SK
Simon Kilroe
Visual Effects
LS
Lewis Saunders
Visual Effects
DA
David Appleby
Camera
PWE
Paul William Edwards
Sound
CM
Clare Mahoney
Sound
SW
Shivaji Waikhom
Visual Effects
LSH
Lyndon S. Hellewell
Crew
FWL
Francis Ward Lindsay
Sound
JS
Jason Swanscott
Sound
SE
Simon Epstein
Sound
DS
Dave Sansom
Sound
Chas Bain
Camera
AB
Alfie Biddle
Camera
SS
Sean Savage
Camera
EC
Emma Carroll
Costume & Make-Up
KG
Kim Gaster
Editing
KF
Kate Filby
Camera
AR
Andy Richards
Editing
PG
Pat Garrett
Camera
PW
Paul Wheeldon
Camera
AC
Andy Clarke
Lighting
TH
Therese Hvattum
Camera
MP
Miles Proudfoot
Camera
TL
Theresa Lartey
Costume & Make-Up
KJ
Katura Jensen
Production
AW
Andrew Walton
Editing
NE
Nigel Egerton
Costume & Make-Up
GS
Gareth Spensley
Editing
Peter Clarke
Sound
JT
James Thatcher
Sound
LC
Lynsey Cosford
Production
VC
Vicky Chapman
Production
RA
Roger Argente
Sound
JG
Jens Geibel
Production
VM
Vicky Matthews
Sound
JS
Jack Suckling
Production
MB
Mark Berrow
Sound
IN
Ian Neil
Sound
