Cast
Lewis Black
Oliver Porter
Wilmer Valderrama
Zach Van Bourke
Tyler James Williams
Charlie Goldfinch
Dyllan Christopher
Spencer Davenport
Brett Kelly
Timothy 'Beef' Wellington
Gia Mantegna
Grace Conrad
Quinn Shephard
Donna Malone
Paget Brewster
Valerie Davenport
Rob Corddry
Sam Davenport
Dominique Saldaña
Katherine Davenport
Jessica Walter
Cindi
Rob Riggle
Head Guard Hoffman
Michelle Sandler
Mary Lynn
David Koechner
Ernie
B.J. Novak
Desk Attendant
Mindy Kaling
Restaurant Hostess
Kevin McDonald
Guard in the Hall #1
Bruce McCulloch
Guard in the Hall #2
Mark McKinney
Guard in the Hall #3
Dave Allen
Gas Station Attendant
Steve Bannos
Tree Salesman
Tony Hale
Alan Davies
Cedric Yarbrough
Melvin Goldfinch
Kristen Wiig
Carole Malone
Nick Thune
Handsome Santa
Heather Beers
Flight Attendant
AMK
Allie Mac Kay
Perky Presenter
STL
Sandra Tsing Loh
UM Room Attendant
MM
Michael Maiello
UM Room Attendant
Wayne Federman
Airport Attendant
AW
Annette Wright
Airport Attendant
Ben Falcone
Santa at Mall
Al Roker
Self
Stan Ellsworth
Huge Guy at Hotel
Stephen Liska
Hotel Desk Clerk
Lauren McKnight
Jetsetter
NB
Noah Bastian
Jetsetter
Shareece Pfeiffer
Pretty Mall Girl
Darren Ewing
Admiral's Club Host
JL
Joe Lookinland
Bully
BB
Brooks Bedore
Bully
LP
Lerin Porter
Owen Marks
Gary Morgan
Baggage Handler
Jim Wilkey
Baggage Handler
HH
Hayden Holbrook
Bathroom Boy
BH
Benjamin Ho
Bathroom Boy
TSD
Tyler Scott Drewes
Tough Kid
KWP
Kim W. Powell
Ivy League Santa
Micaela Nelligan
Beef's Mom
Conrad E. Palmisano
Santa
Haley Fife
Beef's Pretty Girl
AT
Alisa Taylor
Girlfriend
AQS
Ana Queren Seabra
Girlfriend
MB
Mallory Bouchard
Girlfriend
TC
Thomas Conroy
Security Monitor
Cal Nguyen
Soldier (uncredited)
Teri Garr
Aunt Judy / Valerie’s Sister
Crew
MS
Mya Stark
Writing
Paul Feig
Directing
JM
Jacob Meszaros
Writing
Ira Glass
Production
SB
Susan Burton
Writing
CJB
Christopher J. Barnes
Directing
Peewee Piemonte
Crew
MA
Matias Alvarez
Directing
TT
Tobijah Tyler
Directing
Kathy Jarvis
Crew
Allison Jones
Production
Dan Lin
Production
JMG
Jennifer M. Gentile
Art
George Folsey Jr.
Editing
CM
Carrie Morrow
Production
JK
Julie Kreger
Costume & Make-Up
MA
Michael Aguilar
Production
Peewee Piemonte
Directing
BW
Brad Wilhite
Editing
ML
Michael Lambert
Production
CB
Christopher Baffa
Camera
RB
Robert Bernard
Visual Effects
CC
Chris Cline
Crew
CB
Chad Buehler
Visual Effects
Bruce Paul Barbour
Crew
Julie Snyder
Production
CB
Chris Buchinsky
Art
BB
Bob Beher
Sound
EE
Erin Empey-Baxter
Production
BB
Benjamin Beardwood
Sound
Dorian Frankel
Production
Judy Darby
Costume & Make-Up
James Bomalick
Crew
AA
Adam Avitabile
Visual Effects
CSA
Christopher S. Aud
Sound
RM
Ryan McDowell
Crew
Bruce Berman
Production
Lauren Shuler Donner
Production
SHE
Scott H. Eddo
Costume & Make-Up
KB
Katherine Brim
Art
SB
Steve Bissinger
Sound
Edward Conna
Crew
Peter Epstein
Crew
GTM
Greg T. Moon
Costume & Make-Up
WB
William Boaz
Lighting
TB
Tiffany Busche
Costume & Make-Up
TB
Troy Bellinghausen
Crew
JB
John Bramley
Camera
AO
Aaron Osborne
Art
LT
Lisa Tomczeszyn
Costume & Make-Up
KS
Kelley Smith-Wait
Production
RN
Ryan Nunley
Crew
EC
Erin Cochran
Art
CM
Carrie Morrow
Production
JF
Jon Farhat
Visual Effects
Michael Andrews
Sound
