Cast
Rob Schneider
J.D.
Michelle Rodriguez
Harriet
Adrien Brody
Flirty Harry
Lindsay Lohan
Marilyn
Ari Shaffir
The Amazing Racist
Vince Offer
Peeping Tom
Jonathan Spencer
Lt. O'Flanagan / Bob / Sewage Technician / Paparazzi
Anna Akana
Student
Ali Olomi
Taliban Guard
Da'Vone McDonald
Vondell
Jessie T. Usher
Jamal
Noelle Kenney
Patient
CR
Caroline Rich
Cindi
Theo Von
Mountain Climber
Joanna Krupa
Beautiful Girl
Deborah Rombaut
Nurse Jones
Danni Lang
Beautician
Alejandro Patiño
Worker
Calvin Sykes
Murphay
AL
Andrea Lwin
Beautician
Thai Edwards
Swade
MCP
Mark Chalant Phifer
Darnell
AJR
Ashton Jordann Ruiz
Acquon
Ben Wang
Sweatshop Boss
Paul Kwo
Sweatshop Worker
Hymnson Chan
Student
Rick Chambers
Captain
Chehon Wespi-Tschopp
Black Swan
IC
Isaac Cheung
Sushi Papa
JM
Jia Mae
Sushi Mama (as Jia Perlich)
PS
Paolo Scandarisi
Swollen Pecker
D
Dante
The Racist Assistant
Joe Roche
Rookie
Ben Begley
Bartender
TV
Tony Vera
Bad Guy
Danni Lang
Beautician #2
RB
Ray Bolton
Patron
Eduardo Ambriz DeColosio
Worker
DK
Diane Kawasaki
Theater Madam
KI
Kimberly Irion
Store Patron
AA
Allen Abrams
White Swan
MP
Marlon Pelayo
White Swan
Nick Lanzisera
White Swan
Dominique Kelley
Pink Swan
JdV
Justin de Vera
Pink Swan
ES
Evan Strand
Pink Swan
EP
Eleazar Pagsisihan
Black Swan
KB
Kato Bonner
Hawk
LE
Laura Evans
Hotel Guest (as Laura J. Evans)
Daniel Berson
Hotel Guest
David Weisenberg
Patron
JT
Jennie Taber
Patron
Jennifer DeFilippo
Patron
Harvey J. Alperin
Patron
Gregg Martin
Patron
MP
Marlena Poles
Patron
JC
Josh Cheney
Manager
JD
Justin Dragonas
Cashier
AG
April Gooding
Passerby
Richard Penn
Passerby
Afi Ekulona
Passerby
Zachary James Rukavina
Passerby
Azur-De
Passerby
Rebekah Kochan
Passerby
Chloe Dykstra
Passerby
Nikea Gamby-Turner
Passerby
RM
Rod Maiorano
Officer
Shayla Beesley
Girlfriend
ES
Ethan Stone
U.S. Government Agent
AJ
Abraham Justice
Taliban Guard (as Mohamed Ibrahim Elkest)
Ace Gibson
Paparazzi
Michael D. Cohen
Paparazzi
MS
Michael Silva
Paparazzi
JE
James Elden
Paparazzi
KP
Ken Pringle
Paparazzi
Kiersten Hall
Beautiful Girl
LCJ
Leonard C. Jones
Charles Hughes
Crew
Vince Offer
Directing
Vince Offer
Writing
Ari Shaffir
Writing
KP
Ken Pringle
Writing
BS
Bob Shapiro
Production
KCB
Kenneth C. Barrows
Camera
Lauren Mary Kim
Crew
MB
Mark Behar
Production
Vince Offer
Production
BS
Bob Shapiro
Production
KP
Ken Pringle
Production
SSS
Sandy S. Solowitz
Production
SSS
Sandy S. Solowitz
Editing
BF
Bess Fifer
Production
GCB
Gary C. Bourgeois
Sound
Erik Betts
Crew
Thomas Rosales Jr.
Crew
Precious Jenkins
Crew
Carlos Ragas
Crew
TL
Tony Lazzara
Crew
HKJ
Horace Knight Jr.
Crew
Tom McComas
Crew
CN
Chris Nielsen
Crew
Steve Boyles
Crew
RS
Robair Sims
Crew
Kerry Rossall
Crew
Tony Snegoff
Crew
CT
C.C. Taylor
Crew
VT
Vladimir Tevlovski
Crew
LD
Louis DiCesare
Lighting
DD
Danny Durr
Lighting
Adrien Brody
Crew
