Cast
KS
Keaton Shaffer
Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
SB
Seth Buraglio
Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
W
Will
Newscaster 1
L
Leo
Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
R
Roman
Podcaster 1
G
Gannon
Rapscallion
M
Micah
Passenger Rapscallion
M
Mary
Driver Rapscallion
C
Carrie
John's Mom
A
Anthony
Robert Rodriguez
C
Christian
The Crablantian Crown