Cast
James C. Leary
Bill
Kirk Pynchon
Earl
MRM
Michael R. Meredith
Guy
Ron Jeremy
Self
ST
Scott Thompson
Col. Wolfgang Vanderheath
Lou Diamond Phillips
Self
SR
Sally Rundgren
Narrator (voice)
Jay Gordon
Jake Stead
JS
Jordan Savage
Jasmine
Kristin Dattilo
Skyler
David Dayan Fisher
Darious Noir
AS
Ashley Schoff
Vonessa
Chay Santini
Alexxxis
SM
Shelley Mack
Rainbow
VP
Valerie Pilonsky
Natasha Slutsky
JG
Jillian Griffith
Piggyback Girlfriend #1
LJ
Lynn Jordan
Piggyback Girlfriend #2
BM
Brooke March
Angela Drackett
