Cast
Kevin Farley
Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer
General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Trace Adkins
Angel of Death
Robert Davi
Aziz
Geoffrey Arend
Mohammed
Travis Schuldt
Josh
Jon Voight
President George Washington
James Woods
Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper
Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo
George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly
Himself
David Alan Grier
Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman
Slave
Christopher McDonald
Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin
Ahmed
Oliver Muirhead
Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner
Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Simon Rex
DLB
Dana Lyn Baron
Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin
Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown
Airport Security Guard 1
Jen Halperin
Hottie
MC
Mary Castro
Hottie
Nikki DeLoach
Lily
Susan Deming
It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill
Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman
Political Aide
Camille Meyer
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart
Entertainment Tonight Host
KK
Kaleigh Kennedy
Becca/Kaleigh
SL
Simone Lotter
Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray
Heather
Gail O'Grady
Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola
Molly Duncan
Lu Parker
Reporter 1
Amy Povich
Airport Passenger 1
Jane Justice Park
Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith
Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis
Parent
MR
Marilyn Rising
Parent
JW
Julianne Waters
Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams
Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia
Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson
Professor
Mark Vafiades
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman
Young Michael Malone
Brent Lydic
Wounded Soldier
Chriss Anglin
John F. Kennedy
Brandon Alter
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Scott Bailey
Celebrity 2
MB
Morgan Beck
"Free History Term Papers"
Randall Bosley
Mussolini
JB
Joanne Bowland
Intern
VB
Vicki Browne
Rosie O'Connell
Jeff Corbett
Policeman 2
RC
Rebekah Crane
Girl Scout
TXD
Tony X. Deale
Security Guard
Chrisanne Eastwood
Hippie 2
MF
Mell Flynn
"Traitor!"
LF
Lisa Fredrickson
Singer
CDG
Carl De Gersdorff
Teddo
EG
Eileen Gonzales
Reporter on TV
ALH
Allen Lee Haff
Airport Security Guard 2
Joe Hartzler
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
MH
Mark Henderson
Minister 2
Benton Jennings
Hitler
Jack Kelly
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Coco Leigh
Nun on Bus
Zachary Levi
Lab Tech 1
Joey Luthman
Boy Scout
Rich McDonald
Thought You Hated Country Music!
MM
Meghan McEveety
Trophy Girl
BM
Brighid McEveety
Girl at BBQ
Steve Monroe
Airport Passenger 2
Tyler Jacob Moore
Marty
Joey Naber
Terrorist 2
DN
Durrell Nelson
Chaplain
John O'Hurley
Silvano
DO
David Oved
Afghan Prisoner 2
Norman Panto
Accordion Player
RP
Robert Pierce
Minister 1
Bill Posley
Mose Malone
OR
Oren Rehany
Terrorist on Bike
FLR
F. Lee Reynolds
Subway Policeman
Bryant Romo
"Sailors!"
ES
Elizabeth Scott
I'm Starved.
ES
Evan Sayet
Patient in Line
Atticus Shaffer
Timmy / Atticus
Sammy Sheik
Subway Terrorist
AS
Abbie Shepherd
Trophy Girl at BBQ
JS
Joe Sikorra
Policeman (MSG) 1
SS
Steve Spiro
Cuban Commander
Richard Tanner
Village Voter
PFT
Peter F. Tegan
Stagehand
FT
Fred Travalena
Jimmy Carter
HU
Hiroshi Ueha
Tojo
LvE
Lee von Ernst
Hippie 1
JZ
Josh Zucker
Voice of Reason
SZ
Sarah Zucker
Voice of Reason
PRG
Paul R. Goldberg
Cocktail Musician
JTH
John T. Hatton
Cocktail Musician
AS
Allen Simpson
Cocktail Musician / Musician
JR
Joanna Repsold
Wedding Guest
BW
Badger Wagstaffe
Wedding Guest
Cheryl Baxter
Parent
Troy Christian
Parent
LF
Laura Fremont
Parent
Michael Higgins
Parent
EJ
Elisabeth Jee
Parent
Blane Savage
Parent
MO
Marc Oka
Parent
Carlton Wilborn
Parent
Heather Lea Gerdes
Professor
Marcy Goldman
Professor
Ernest Harden Jr.
Professor
Anthony Marciona
Professor
SM
Stan Mazin
Professor
Bubba Dean Rambo
Professor
JT
Jerry Trent
Professor
Keith Allan
Plantation Singer
FB
Fred Braggs
Plantation Singer
EE
Eddie Eason
Plantation Singer
JF
Jimmy Fisher
Plantation Singer
JH
Julio Hanson
Plantation Singer
TM
Tyree Mills
Plantation Singer
AW
Andre Washington
Plantation Singer
Reshma Gajjar
Columbia Student '1968'
CJH
Christopher Jenkins Holmes
Columbia Student '1968'
Brian Michael Jones
Columbia Student '1968'
EG
Eric Gustafson
Musician
DK
David Kogge
Musician
DV
Dan Vulovic
Musician
AY
Adam Yasmin
Musician
Paris Hilton
Self
Crew
BH
Beverly Holloway
Production
John Shepherd
Production
KH
Kenneth Hendricks
Production
MS
Myrna Sokoloff
Writing
DH
Diane Hendricks
Production
TB
Todd Burns
Production
AH
Aaron Haye
Art
Brian Baugh
Camera
LF
Lewis Friedman
Production
KF
Ken Ferguson
Production
VN
Vashi Nedomansky
Editing
David Zucker
Production
SM
Stephen McEveety
Production
PMSJ
Patrick M. Sullivan Jr.
Art
LF
Lewis Friedman
Writing
MS
Myrna Sokoloff
Production
JLV
James L. Venable
Sound
RG
Rachel Good
Costume & Make-Up
David Zucker
Directing
David Zucker
Writing
Simone Bargetze
Crew
Sabine Varnes
Crew
Jessica Harbeck
Crew
Stacey Carino
Crew
