Cast
RQM
Roger Q. Mason
Taffeta
Pete Ploszek
Abe
Alex Esola
Elmer
Ted Rooney
The President
Charlie Thurston
The Long-Distance Caller
Philippe Bowgen
The Director
GW
Gillian Williams
The First Lady
Natasha Dewhurst
The Patron of the Arts
Mia Ellis
The Best Supporting Actress
CCR
Cherie Corinne Rice
The Ferrywoman
LLD
Linnea Liu Dakin
The Moderator
CC
Chad Callaghan
The Hunk
TW
Tyler Woehl
The Heartthrob