Cast
Amanda Flowers
Ingrid
Kansas Bowling
Parker
Patti Harrison
Patti the Babysitter
Michael Madsen
Narrator (voice)
Kate Bornstein
God
Lynn Lowry
Elizabeth
Parker Love Bowling
Kansas
Trent Harris
Echo Person
Ryan Trecartin
The Hands of Fate (voice)
Dorian Electra
Terrible Charles
Whitney Moore
The Man From The Dark and Lonely Place
AM
Alan Merrill
Alan Mortal
Lloyd Kaufman
Knower
Cherie Currie
Miss Skylace
SG
Summer Greenberg
Sydney Ryder
JY
Jesse Yungbei
Dord the Ninja
JAM
Jurgen Azazel Munster
Azazel
MS
Matthew Silver
Gabriel
WD
Wesley Doloris
The Evil Friend
AM
Apryl Miller
The Zeitgeist
WA
Weston Allen
Horrible Eric
Sophia Lamar
Chief of Police
DVG
Death Valley Girls
Self
BH
Bunny H
Self
AG
Abigail Gordon
Self
MH
Mary Hanley
Self
MH
Mike Handelman
Uncle
ALT3
Abraham Lincoln The 3rd
Uncle
HW
Hunter West
Uncle
IM
Isaiah Mueller
Uncle
SL
Steve Litwitz
Uncle
KM
Kal Madsen
CSL
Clara Senida Leyba
The Hands Personified
Rodney Bingenheimer
The Dark Friend
B
Buttress
The Mad Mother
JT
Jak Tripper
The Mad Father
ME
Matt Ellin
Nathaniel of Sound
NG
Neva Gentleman
Fate Incognito
CC
Cindy Colon
The Double Agent
DW
Dolby Williams
JB
Jeff Blanchard
PP
Paul Petroskey
SC
Sofe Cote
Margaret
GC
Gina Carson
Gina
SMA
Shara Maya Ali
Fate Blue
