Cast
TH
Thomas Hudson
Joe Biden
MG
Marcus Gadsden
Barack Obama
AR
Anthony Riggi
Donald Trump
EK
Erika Krause
Hillary Clinton
AD
Alex Domnitch
Bernie Sanders
Ash Hyla
Principal Lincoln
JG
Jessa Gonzalez
Jessa
JG
Jocelyn Grannis
Mrs. Bates
EK
Ethan Kriegshauser
Ethan
JN
Julian Nutovits
Kevin
LR
Luis Rivera-Crespo
Luis
AS
Alex Santos
Alex Santos
SS
Stephan Serraino
Tucker Carlson
LW
Lance Watson
Garrett
ES
Emma Svendsen
Principal's Secretary / Hoe 3
SS
Sarah Spoor
Hoe 2
Brian Ramirez-Aguilar
Extra
LP
Lorenzo Prieto
Extra