Cast
Bob Geldof
Harry 'Flash' Gordon
Mel Smith
Billy Evans
Alison Steadman
Doreen
P.H. Moriarty
Mike the Throat
Alfred Molina
DC Rogers
James Marcus
DC Fleming
Phil Daniels
Terry
Kate Hardie
Sue
Ian Dury
Teddy Bryant
DH
David Howey
Brad Brookie
Ray Winstone
Timmy
AC
A.J. Clarke
Mouthy
Albie Woodington
Paul
JE
Jack Eden
Fat Ernie
Ron Cook
'The Wasp'
DS
David Squire
Ken McDonald
Alun Armstrong
Blackpool Police Sergeant
SE
Stefan Escreet
Young Constable
BR
Bill Rourke
Blackpool Constable
John Salthouse
Guest Commentator
TL
Ted Lowe
Commentator - Himself
Prunella Gee
Interviewer
Kenny Ireland
TV Director
Stephen Churchett
TV Announcer
VR
Vivienne Ritchie
Make-Up Girl
Freddie Davies
Referee
John Benfield
Contestant
GP
George Phillips
Contestant
ST
Stan Taylor
Committee Member
HS
Harry Scott
Jimmy the Spiel
Eric Richard
Poker Player
JT
Jimmy Tippet
The Dealer
PH
Patsy Houlihan
Pete Phelan
KO
Keith O'Keefe
The Marker
CH
Cassian Hall
Young Hustler
RA
Robert Austin
Doreen's Client
Mark Jordon
Hooligan
TC
Tony Calvert
Hooligan
JR
John Reed
Hooligan
AW
Adam Warren
Hooligan
JB
John Blundell
Terry's Friend
NB
Norman Bacon
Tailor
JA
Jude Alderson
Girl
GO
Gene October
Tattooed Man
RS
Reginald Stewart
Billy's Clerk
John Turner
Car Repossessor
AD
Alan Davidson
Car Repossessor
TA
Terry Andrews
Weighbridge Clerk
MJ
Martin Jackson
Publican
JW
John Williams
Himself
DA
Danny Adds
Himself
