Cast
Siena Agudong
Melody Barnegat
Austin Zajur
Brian David
Nicholas Cirillo
Burny
Reed Northrup
Belly
Ken Jeong
Manager Mike
Sam Richardson
Major Murder
Genesis Rodriguez
Hot Usher
Justin Long
Stank
Jason Lee
Brian's Dad
Rachel Dratch
Brian's Mom
Kate Micucci
Melody's Mom
Adam Pally
Emo Usher
Harley Quinn Smith
Sister Sugar Walls
Method Man
Cookie
Logic
Astro Blaster
Jason Mewes
A John
Jeff Anderson
Dad on Concession Stand
Rosario Dawson
Melody's Aunt
Jason Biggs
Construction Worker
Betty Aberlin
Mrs. B
Evelyn Giovine
Jessica Court
MB
Morgan Bluestein
Teenage Movie Goer
AS
Aaron Shuf
Kid on Concession Line
Ralph Garman
Mad Brad Woodland
Brian O'Halloran
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
Sister Black Eye
Ernest O'Donnell
Detective
Ming Chen
China Taste Boss
Jenny Mollen
Roach Coach Owner
MS
Meredith Starkman
Randi
Diedrich Bader
Damocles
BR
Benjamin Read
Movie Goer
JW
John Willyung
Audience Guy
AV
Ava Viola
The Hallway Attack Sister #1
MF
Marlowe Fink
The Hallway Attack Sister #2
CF
Cate Finck
The Hallway Attack Sister #3
SD
Scottie DiGiacomo
Theater Mother (uncredited)
BF
Bobby Favoretto
Theatre Customer (uncredited)
SK
Shane Kalman
70s Priest (uncredited)
BR
Benjamin Read
Movie Goer (uncredited)
Crew
BB
Bill Bromiley
Production
SB
Shanan Becker
Production
JS
Jonathan Saba
Production
Kevin Smith
Writing
Kevin Smith
Directing
ED
Elizabeth Destro
Production
Bear McCreary
Sound
Amey René
Production
Kevin Smith
Editing
LdB
Lara de Bruijn
Costume & Make-Up
YL
Yaron Levy
Camera
Ernest O'Donnell
Production
RH
Robert Holtzman
Art
JB
Joshua Bachove
Production
Jordan Monsanto
Production
LM
Lisa Mareiness-Guinta
Art
JS
Janine Scalise
Sound
DS
Denise Slenski
Sound
CSR
Charles S. Rowe
Directing
