Cast
JB
James Balsamo
Tony
GT
Greg Tally
Abraham Van Turingtest
Malcolm McDowell
Robot Dracula
John Landis
John
Mick Foley
Mick Foley
Don Coscarelli
Don
Bruce Dern
Van Sellsing
Tom Holland
Tom
Russell Simmons
Russell
Brian Yuzna
Brian
Afroman
Afroman
Scott Rechsteiner
Scott Steiner
Larry Pfohl
Lex Luger
RS
Ron Simmons
Ron Simmons
RA
Robert Arensen
Father Marlon
Branscombe Richmond
Soul Patch
David Ellefson
David
Bill Zebub
Bill Zebub
Vinny Appice
Vinny Appice
Mike Patton
Mike
Linnea Quigley
Witch Hazel
Shane Ryan-Reid
Brett
Michael J. Epstein
Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock
Sophia Cacciola
Bathsheba
JL
Jeremy Long
Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll
Paul 'H.R.' Hudson
HR