
Cast

Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning
The Director

Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith
General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto
Desiree More

Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1

Keith Campbell
Thug #2

Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron
Painter

'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself

Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)

Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot

Ray Charles
Busdriver

Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member

Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent

Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed

Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom

John Ales
Kabul

Ilya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble
McCluckey

Carlos Lauchu
Slice

Roger Clinton, Jr.
Agent Clinton

Robert Culp
Businessman

Fabio
Fabio

Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef

Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin

Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2

Tina Arning
Dancer

Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)

Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange

Thuy Trang
Manicurist
AK
Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons
RW
Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy

Shari Shattuck
Stewardess

Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
A'R
Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)

Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
LH
Linda Harmon
Singing Nun
Crew

Aaron Seltzer
Writing
JK
Jeffrey Konvitz
Production

Jason Friedberg
Writing
RF
Rick Friedberg
Directing
RF
Rick Friedberg
Writing
RF
Rick Friedberg
Production

Bill Conti
Sound
RLR
Robert L. Rosen
Production

John R. Leonetti
Camera
EAS
Eric A. Sears
Editing
DC
Dick Chudnow
Writing
DD
Doug Draizin
Production

Leslie Nielsen
Production

Tony Epper
Crew
REB
Richard E. Butler
Crew

Henry Kingi Jr.
Crew

Jeannie Epper
Crew

Loren Janes
Crew

Jeff Imada
Crew

Jophery C. Brown
Crew

Henry Kingi
Crew

Charles A. Tamburro
Crew

Laura Albert
Crew

Manny Perry
Crew

Gilbert B. Combs
Crew
JA
Jaremy Aiello
Art
DLR
Debbie Lynn Ross
Crew

Bruce Paul Barbour
Crew

Aaron Seltzer
Writing

Jason Friedberg
Writing

Mark Paladini
Production

Fern Champion
Production
WJDJ
William J. Durrell Jr.
Art
WJC
William J. Creber
Art
TB
Tom Bronson
Costume & Make-Up
EB
Ernie Bishop
Art
RR
Robert Ryan
Costume & Make-Up
JA
Janice Alexander
Costume & Make-Up
FW
Fred Waugh
Directing
BR
Benjamin Rosenberg
Directing
MG
Melanie Grefé
Directing
CR
Chad Rosen
Directing
PG
Patrick Giraudi
Sound
GMG
Gregory M. Gerlich
Sound
MV
Marc Vanocur
Sound
JR
John Ross
Sound
MW
Mathew Waters
Sound
CES
Chuck E. Stewart
Crew

Erik Betts
Crew
TRB
Ted R. Boyse
Crew
MB
May Boss
Crew
KB
Kim Burke
Crew
MC
Mike Cameron
Crew

Mark Chadwick
Crew
RC
Ron Campbell
Crew

Norm Compton
Crew
GD
Georgia Durante
Crew
LE
Lanier Edwards
Crew
BJF
Bobby J. Foxworth
Crew

Eddie Fiola
Crew
MG
Mickey Gilbert
Crew

Richie Gaona
Crew
HH
Hollis Hill
Crew
MRK
Maria R. Kelly
Crew
RK
Robbie Knott
Crew
MJ
Matt Johnston
Crew

Fred Lerner
Crew
RL
Randy Lamb
Crew
LN
Larry Nicholas
Crew
WM
Wayne Montanio
Crew
AO
Alan Oliney
Crew

Jim Palmer
Crew
BO
Bobby Ore
Crew

J.P. Romano
Crew
CR
Craig Reed
Crew
WR
Wally Rose
Crew

Anthony G. Schmidt
Crew
BKS
Birgit K. Schier
Crew
PS
Paul Sklar
Crew
JT
John Tamburro
Crew
NT
Neezer Tarleton
Crew
CT
Cris Thomas-Palomino
Crew
MY
Mark Yerkes
Crew

Scott Waugh
Crew
ADE
Allen D. Easton
Camera
ADE
Allen D. Easton
Camera
RES
Rafael E. Sánchez
Lighting
RQ
Ray Quiroz
Directing



















