
Cast
Leslie Nielsen
Dick Steele
Nicollette Sheridan
Veronique Ukrinsky
Charles Durning
The Director
Marcia Gay Harden
Miss Cheevus
Barry Bostwick
Norman Coleman
Andy Griffith
General Rancor
Stephanie Romanov
Victoria / Barbara Dahl
Talisa Soto
Desiree More
Robert Guillaume
Agent Steve Bishop
Carl Ciarfalio
Thug #1
Keith Campbell
Thug #2
Esau McKnight
Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone
Taylor Negron
Painter
'Weird Al' Yankovic
Himself
Alex Trebek
Agency Tape Recorder (Voice)
Mr. T
Helicopter Pilot
Ray Charles
Busdriver
Joyce Brothers
Steele's Tag Team Member
Hulk Hogan
Steele's Other Tag Team Member
Pat Morita
Brian, Waiter in Restaurant
Elizabeth Kaitan
Helicopter Ticket Agent
Alexandra Paul
Woman in Murphy Bed
Michael Berryman
Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask
Eddie Deezen
Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On
John Kassir
Rancor Guard at Intercom
John Ales
Kabul
Ilya Baskin
Professor Ukrinsky
Mason Gamble
McCluckey
Carlos Lauchu
Slice
Roger Clinton, Jr.
Agent Clinton
Robert Culp
Businessman
Fabio
Fabio
Curtis Armstrong
Pastry Chef
Clyde Kusatsu
Noggin
Diane Klimaszewski
Twin #1
Elaine Klimaszewski
Twin #2
Tina Arning
Dancer
Rick Cramer
Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist
Brad Garrett
Short Rancor Guard (Voice)
Kelly Lange
Kelly Lange
Thuy Trang
Manicurist
AK
Austin Kottke
Boy with Balloons
RW
Reid Worthington
Balloon-Popping Boy
Shari Shattuck
Stewardess
Downtown Julie Brown
Cigarette Girl
A'R
Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis
Guard at Rocket (uncredited)
Katherine Moffat
Agent Moffat
LH
Linda Harmon
Singing Nun
Crew
RF
Rick Friedberg
Directing
RF
Rick Friedberg
Writing
DC
Dick Chudnow
Writing
Jason Friedberg
Writing
Aaron Seltzer
Writing
DD
Doug Draizin
Production
RF
Rick Friedberg
Production
JK
Jeffrey Konvitz
Production
Leslie Nielsen
Production
RLR
Robert L. Rosen
Production
Bill Conti
Sound
John R. Leonetti
Camera
EAS
Eric A. Sears
Editing
Tony Epper
Crew
REB
Richard E. Butler
Crew
Henry Kingi Jr.
Crew
Jeannie Epper
Crew
Loren Janes
Crew
Jeff Imada
Crew
Jophery C. Brown
Crew
Henry Kingi
Crew
Charles A. Tamburro
Crew
Laura Albert
Crew
Manny Perry
Crew
Gilbert B. Combs
Crew
JA
Jaremy Aiello
Art
DLR
Debbie Lynn Ross
Crew
Bruce Paul Barbour
Crew
Aaron Seltzer
Writing
Jason Friedberg
Writing
Mark Paladini
Production
Fern Champion
Production
WJDJ
William J. Durrell Jr.
Art
WJC
William J. Creber
Art
TB
Tom Bronson
Costume & Make-Up
EB
Ernie Bishop
Art
RR
Robert Ryan
Costume & Make-Up
JA
Janice Alexander
Costume & Make-Up
FW
Fred Waugh
Directing
BR
Benjamin Rosenberg
Directing
MG
Melanie Grefé
Directing
CR
Chad Rosen
Directing
PG
Patrick Giraudi
Sound
GMG
Gregory M. Gerlich
Sound
MV
Marc Vanocur
Sound
JR
John Ross
Sound
MW
Mathew Waters
Sound
CES
Chuck E. Stewart
Crew
Erik Betts
Crew
TRB
Ted R. Boyse
Crew
MB
May Boss
Crew
KB
Kim Burke
Crew
MC
Mike Cameron
Crew
Mark Chadwick
Crew
RC
Ron Campbell
Crew
Norm Compton
Crew
GD
Georgia Durante
Crew
LE
Lanier Edwards
Crew
BJF
Bobby J. Foxworth
Crew
Eddie Fiola
Crew
MG
Mickey Gilbert
Crew
Richie Gaona
Crew
HH
Hollis Hill
Crew
MRK
Maria R. Kelly
Crew
RK
Robbie Knott
Crew
MJ
Matt Johnston
Crew
Fred Lerner
Crew
RL
Randy Lamb
Crew
LN
Larry Nicholas
Crew
WM
Wayne Montanio
Crew
AO
Alan Oliney
Crew
Jim Palmer
Crew
BO
Bobby Ore
Crew
J.P. Romano
Crew
CR
Craig Reed
Crew
WR
Wally Rose
Crew
Anthony G. Schmidt
Crew
BKS
Birgit K. Schier
Crew
PS
Paul Sklar
Crew
JT
John Tamburro
Crew
NT
Neezer Tarleton
Crew
CT
Cris Thomas-Palomino
Crew
MY
Mark Yerkes
Crew
Scott Waugh
Crew
ADE
Allen D. Easton
Camera
ADE
Allen D. Easton
Camera
RES
Rafael E. Sánchez
Lighting
RQ
Ray Quiroz
Directing