Cast
Carlos Alazraqui
Deputy James Garcia
Mary Birdsong
Deputy Cherisha Kimball
Robert Ben Garant
Deputy Travis Junior
Kerri Kenney
Deputy Trudy Wiegel
Thomas Lennon
Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Deputy Clementine Johnson
Niecy Nash-Betts
Deputy Raineesha Williams
Cedric Yarbrough
Deputy S. Jones
Lennie Loftin
Chief of Police
Danny DeVito
District Attorney
Alejandra Gutierrez
Miss Acapulco
Brandon Molale
Kevlar Guy
Kathryn Fiore
Cheyenne the Helicopter Model
David Koechner
Sheriff of Aspen
Dave Holmes
Persnickety Desk Worker
Patton Oswalt
Jeff Spoder
Toby Huss
Glen the Desk Clerk
Cathy Shim
Spring Break Dream Girl
Ian Roberts
Captain Rogers, DHS
Chris Tallman
Alligator Expert
TFM
Tamara Fox Meyerson
Tammy
Paul Rudd
Ethan the Drug Lord
Marisa Petroro
Drug Lord's Girlfriend
Kyle Dunnigan
Drug Lord's First Hostage
David Wain
Breen the Plumber
Todd Holoubek
Tattooed Guy
Michael Patrick Jann
Tattoo Shop Owner #1
Nick Swardson
Terry
Brian T. Finney
Decontamination Guy
Irina Voronina
Russian Model
Steve Little
Drug Lord's Second Hostage
Joe Lo Truglio
Tattoo Shop Owner #2
Ken Marino
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Kevin Allison
Tattoo Victim
Eric Price
Wrestling Referee
KS
Kathryn Smith
Jello Wrestler
David Veach
Dangle's "Body Double"
MC
Mary Castro
Wiegel's "Body Double"
Michael Ian Black
Ron of Ron's Tattoo
Michael Showalter
Paul
SH
Shanti Hall
Hot Paramedic
Mindy Sterling
Spoder's Mom
Matthew Budds
Clapping Cop
MH
Michael Hoback
Barry Baum
Paul Reubens
Sir Terrence
Jack Plotnick
Steve Marmella
Oscar Nuñez
Jose Jose Jose
Floyd Van Buskirk
Proctologist
Jason Bartley
Mansion Gunman (uncredited)
DC
David Cohen
Policeman (uncredited)
Tracy Dali
Bike Cop (uncredited)
Rico Devereaux
Smoking Cop (uncredited)
DG
Duke Gonzalez
Self (uncredited)
Dwayne Johnson
Rick Smith, S.W.A.T. (uncredited)
Theresa Joy
Roller Babe (uncredited)
Kent Kasper
Alabama State Trooper (uncredited)
Alyssa LeBlanc
Stripper (uncredited)
J.P. Manoux
Naked Armenian (uncredited)
Jill-Michele Meleán
Southern Spring Breaker (uncredited)
JT Mollner
Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)
BS
Bobby Silva
Bartender (uncredited)
Aaron Takahashi
Japanese Tourist (uncredited)
Jason Williams
Police Officer (uncredited)
Jaime Zevallos
Police Officer (uncredited)
Crew
John Refoua
Editing
JL
John Landgraf
Production
Michael Shamberg
Production
Robert Ben Garant
Production
Stacey Sher
Production
PY
Paul Young
Production
Robert Ben Garant
Directing
PP
Peter Principato
Production
JK
Joe Kessler
Camera
Danny DeVito
Production
Craig Wedren
Sound
JA
Julie Ashton
Production
Kerri Kenney
Production
MAB
Mary Ann Bozek
Costume & Make-Up
Chick Bernhard
Crew
Cole S. McKay
Crew
Gene LeBell
Crew
CM
Chuck Michael
Sound
CF
Christopher Flick
Sound
YD
Yann Delpuech
Sound
Robert Ben Garant
Writing
JB
James Bolt
Sound
SM
Sarah Monat
Sound
Kerri Kenney
Writing
Thomas Lennon
Writing
CM
Chuck Michael
Sound
YD
Yann Delpuech
Sound
DCS
Dennis C. Salcedo
Sound
MI
Mildred Iatrou
Sound
RH
Robin Harlan
Sound
SY
Sandi Yi-Trimble
Production
SY
Sandi Yi-Trimble
Production
TP
Tiko Pavoni
Camera
